Bruce Wayne

#//no problem. sorry for just getting to this myself

Hi, nice to meet you. I heard about this place in the paper, something about it being destroyed. I don't know the damage, but it looks nice now. I know I'm late, but if you're still accepting donations I'd be more than happy to chip in.

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*A tall, well built man with dark hair enters the store. He's dressed in semi-formal clothing*

Excuse me, can I talk to who's in charge?

@gothamsbillionaire

‘That would be me! Hello, welcome to the newly refurbished Born Again Books. I’m Jess, how can I help you today?’

*Jess asks politely to the man*

#//no problem. sorry for just getting to this myself

*Bruce Wayne enters the Daily Planet. Many, many handshakes are exchanged on the way to the man he's here to see. When he reaches Clark, he offers his hand for a handshake just like everyone else*

Clark! Good to see you.

@gothamsbillionaire

Mr Wayne! Good to see you too.

*Clark is acutely aware of the attention being on a first name basis with a billionaire would bring.*

I read your and Lois' newest interview with Superman, very interesting. Speaking of, is she around?

Uhh.. *Clark looks around a bit*

I haven’t seen her, no. Why?

Just wanted to say hi. Well, it was good to see you. I'll be around for the day.

*He pats Clark on his shoulder and walks away, not before whispering "roof" to him*

*Clark nods a bit and smiles*

See you around! Mr. Perry I’m taking my 10!

“You just got here!?”

*@superman-metropolis is on the roof in a minute.*

*Bruce arrives about five minutes later*

Did you waste a suit for this?

I did not! I remembered to neatly fold it in the bathroom ceiling tile.

Such accusations wound me, Bruce.

Just making sure. I've heard about your penchant for going through suits.

Anyway. I wanted to see how things were going around here, crime wise. Gotham's been... quiet. Not completely, it is Gotham, but more than usual. Patrol hasn't been as demanding.

Metropolis as well. I’ve actually had time to work on projects.. I don’t want to say it’s scary but it definitely feels like a calm before the storm.

I've been doing some digging, would it shock you if I said Joker's my main suspect? He's supposed to be in Arkham, but I've never seen this sudden drop in activity with anyone else.

Hmm.. he wouldn’t affect Metropolis though would he? I haven’t seen.. or heard him.

That's why I came here. If the same thing's going on here, it might be something else. At the same time, Joker is always pushing boundaries. Maybe it's time he pushes past Gotham.

*Bruce Wayne enters the Daily Planet. Many, many handshakes are exchanged on the way to the man he's here to see. When he reaches Clark, he offers his hand for a handshake just like everyone else*

Clark! Good to see you.

@gothamsbillionaire

Mr Wayne! Good to see you too.

*Clark is acutely aware of the attention being on a first name basis with a billionaire would bring.*

I read your and Lois' newest interview with Superman, very interesting. Speaking of, is she around?

Uhh.. *Clark looks around a bit*

I haven’t seen her, no. Why?

Just wanted to say hi. Well, it was good to see you. I'll be around for the day.

*He pats Clark on his shoulder and walks away, not before whispering "roof" to him*

*Clark nods a bit and smiles*

See you around! Mr. Perry I’m taking my 10!

“You just got here!?”

*@superman-metropolis is on the roof in a minute.*

*Bruce arrives about five minutes later*

Did you waste a suit for this?

I did not! I remembered to neatly fold it in the bathroom ceiling tile.

Such accusations wound me, Bruce.

Just making sure. I've heard about your penchant for going through suits.

Anyway. I wanted to see how things were going around here, crime wise. Gotham's been... quiet. Not completely, it is Gotham, but more than usual. Patrol hasn't been as demanding.

Metropolis as well. I’ve actually had time to work on projects.. I don’t want to say it’s scary but it definitely feels like a calm before the storm.

I've been doing some digging, would it shock you if I said Joker's my main suspect? He's supposed to be in Arkham, but I've never seen this sudden drop in activity with anyone else.

*Bruce Wayne enters the Daily Planet. Many, many handshakes are exchanged on the way to the man he's here to see. When he reaches Clark, he offers his hand for a handshake just like everyone else*

Clark! Good to see you.

@gothamsbillionaire

Mr Wayne! Good to see you too.

*Clark is acutely aware of the attention being on a first name basis with a billionaire would bring.*

I read your and Lois' newest interview with Superman, very interesting. Speaking of, is she around?

Uhh.. *Clark looks around a bit*

I haven’t seen her, no. Why?

Just wanted to say hi. Well, it was good to see you. I'll be around for the day.

*He pats Clark on his shoulder and walks away, not before whispering "roof" to him*

*Clark nods a bit and smiles*

See you around! Mr. Perry I’m taking my 10!

“You just got here!?”

*@superman-metropolis is on the roof in a minute.*

*Bruce arrives about five minutes later*

Did you waste a suit for this?

I did not! I remembered to neatly fold it in the bathroom ceiling tile.

Such accusations wound me, Bruce.

Just making sure. I've heard about your penchant for going through suits.

Anyway. I wanted to see how things were going around here, crime wise. Gotham's been... quiet. Not completely, it is Gotham, but more than usual. Patrol hasn't been as demanding.

*Bruce Wayne enters the Daily Planet. Many, many handshakes are exchanged on the way to the man he's here to see. When he reaches Clark, he offers his hand for a handshake just like everyone else*

Clark! Good to see you.

@gothamsbillionaire

Mr Wayne! Good to see you too.

*Clark is acutely aware of the attention being on a first name basis with a billionaire would bring.*

I read your and Lois' newest interview with Superman, very interesting. Speaking of, is she around?

Uhh.. *Clark looks around a bit*

I haven’t seen her, no. Why?

Just wanted to say hi. Well, it was good to see you. I'll be around for the day.

*He pats Clark on his shoulder and walks away, not before whispering "roof" to him*

*Clark nods a bit and smiles*

See you around! Mr. Perry I’m taking my 10!

“You just got here!?”

*@superman-metropolis is on the roof in a minute.*

*Bruce arrives about five minutes later*

Did you waste a suit for this?

*Bruce Wayne enters the Daily Planet. Many, many handshakes are exchanged on the way to the man he's here to see. When he reaches Clark, he offers his hand for a handshake just like everyone else*

Clark! Good to see you.

@gothamsbillionaire

Mr Wayne! Good to see you too.

*Clark is acutely aware of the attention being on a first name basis with a billionaire would bring.*

I read your and Lois' newest interview with Superman, very interesting. Speaking of, is she around?

Uhh.. *Clark looks around a bit*

I haven’t seen her, no. Why?

Just wanted to say hi. Well, it was good to see you. I'll be around for the day.

*He pats Clark on his shoulder and walks away, not before whispering "roof" to him*

*Bruce Wayne enters the Daily Planet. Many, many handshakes are exchanged on the way to the man he's here to see. When he reaches Clark, he offers his hand for a handshake just like everyone else*

Clark! Good to see you.

@gothamsbillionaire

Mr Wayne! Good to see you too.

*Clark is acutely aware of the attention being on a first name basis with a billionaire would bring.*

I read your and Lois' newest interview with Superman, very interesting. Speaking of, is she around?

Excuse me, could I get one... "bat burger"?

@gothamsbillionaire

"Uhhh sure man you wanna make a meal with that or just stick with doing a burger??"

Let's make it a meal.

"Sure. That means drink of your choice and fries and do you want said fries jokerized or?"

I'll just do a Coke or Pepsi. ...Jokerized?

"It's like special seasoning we put on the fries. It's like white, red, purple and green."

Sure, why not.

"Cool. That'll be $10.78."

*Bruce gets out his wallet and hands him a hundred dollar bill*

You can keep the change.

"..I....uh...thank you."

Thank you.

*He steps back and waits for his order*

The order didn't take long. It was late so the place was barely packed anyway.

*He takes his order and starts to head out*

Do you think this place will ever get sued?

".....it hasn't yet....so" he shrugged.

*Bruce nods and heads out*

Excuse me, could I get one... "bat burger"?

@gothamsbillionaire

"Uhhh sure man you wanna make a meal with that or just stick with doing a burger??"

Let's make it a meal.

"Sure. That means drink of your choice and fries and do you want said fries jokerized or?"

I'll just do a Coke or Pepsi. ...Jokerized?

"It's like special seasoning we put on the fries. It's like white, red, purple and green."

Sure, why not.

"Cool. That'll be $10.78."

*Bruce gets out his wallet and hands him a hundred dollar bill*

You can keep the change.

"..I....uh...thank you."

Thank you.

*He steps back and waits for his order*

The order didn't take long. It was late so the place was barely packed anyway.

*He takes his order and starts to head out*

Do you think this place will ever get sued?

Excuse me, could I get one... "bat burger"?

@gothamsbillionaire

"Uhhh sure man you wanna make a meal with that or just stick with doing a burger??"

Let's make it a meal.

"Sure. That means drink of your choice and fries and do you want said fries jokerized or?"

I'll just do a Coke or Pepsi. ...Jokerized?

"It's like special seasoning we put on the fries. It's like white, red, purple and green."

Sure, why not.

"Cool. That'll be $10.78."

*Bruce gets out his wallet and hands him a hundred dollar bill*

You can keep the change.

"..I....uh...thank you."

Thank you.

*He steps back and waits for his order*

Excuse me, could I get one... "bat burger"?

@gothamsbillionaire

"Uhhh sure man you wanna make a meal with that or just stick with doing a burger??"

Let's make it a meal.

"Sure. That means drink of your choice and fries and do you want said fries jokerized or?"

I'll just do a Coke or Pepsi. ...Jokerized?

"It's like special seasoning we put on the fries. It's like white, red, purple and green."

Sure, why not.

"Cool. That'll be $10.78."

*Bruce gets out his wallet and hands him a hundred dollar bill*

You can keep the change.

Excuse me, could I get one... "bat burger"?

@gothamsbillionaire

"Uhhh sure man you wanna make a meal with that or just stick with doing a burger??"

Let's make it a meal.

"Sure. That means drink of your choice and fries and do you want said fries jokerized or?"

I'll just do a Coke or Pepsi. ...Jokerized?

"It's like special seasoning we put on the fries. It's like white, red, purple and green."

Sure, why not.

Excuse me, could I get one... "bat burger"?

@gothamsbillionaire

"Uhhh sure man you wanna make a meal with that or just stick with doing a burger??"

Let's make it a meal.

"Sure. That means drink of your choice and fries and do you want said fries jokerized or?"

I'll just do a Coke or Pepsi. ...Jokerized?

Excuse me, could I get one... "bat burger"?

@gothamsbillionaire

"Uhhh sure man you wanna make a meal with that or just stick with doing a burger??"