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[herpsandbirds]

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[sexychickenschawarma]

Hey. How are you? Good, good, I'm glad to hear it/aw man that sucks I'm sorry to hear that. Uh just a reminder, you're a human. You're alive. You breathe. You bleed. You have emotions. This isn't a motivational post. Simply a reminder that you exist. Do with that what you will

[gothicpirates]

no i don’t no i don’t no i don’t no i don’t no i don’t no idontnoidintnoidont no idon t tnoidont no i don

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[kjscottwrites]

[consolecadet]

These remind me of this drawing by Franz Kafka from the 1900s. We've been feeling this way for a long time.

[smol-civet]

prev, i'm sure you mean my guy Leonid Pasternak

[gothicpirates]

thirty eight grilled cheese…

[bearsintreesofficial]

have developed a theory that you are in my walls because why does every song you release relate perfectly to my exact life situation in that moment. this time released ON a relevant anniversary date??

my dearest dirtbag boyband surely my walls are not a comfortable living space?

i am happy to confirm we are NOT in your walls. i am less happy to confirm however, that we are everywhere, all at once, all of the time. we are stretched microscopically thin across space and time - blessed to exist across every conceivable universe, doomed to be too structurally unsound to coalescence into one unified whole. we are like a universal ivy; growing even in the shadows, until we subsume the very nature of nature itself.

hope this helps!

[gothicpirates]

“when you say you feel so empty that implies that there was something that ever felt whole in the first place” bears in trees at least buy me dinner before you twist the knife dang

[vetchtibbles]

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

[dreadwedge]

actually hey pull over there's a gas station in this town where a guy named Tongue Eater will make you the best turkey sandwich you ever have had. he's really nice and he loves to put turkey into the deli slicer and listen to milk rhythms.

you never heard of milk rhythms? milk rhythms is a type of music that's supposed to make you lactate. it doesn't work but that's the idea behind it. Tongue Eater says he just likes how it sounds though.

he used to be in a band back when i knew him but i'm not sure if it's still going on because i heard the bassist get turned vegan and couldn't abide tongue eater's powerful turkey stench. they were called "curd smack". it wasnt exactly milk rhythms though but you could heard the influence.

but yeah Grackle (that the bassist) got turned vegan. kinda a bummer. nothing against vegans it's just Grackle got turned against her will. she had been seeing a hypnotist for sleep reasons but it turned out she couldnt pay so the hypnotist turned her vegan as revenge. He knew it would drive a wedge between Grackle and Tongue Eater.

anyway if you want the sandwich i'm buying. Tongue Eater gives me a discount bc i helped him out once with a paper he was working on on symmetry groups. We were in the same crystallography program in grad school. did i not mention that? well that's how I know him.

it's a good sandwich. cranberry relish, mustard, the works. And i know what you're thinking; don't worry. He's not gonna eat your tongue lol. He doesn't do that anymore. Not without permission

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[rightwhereitbelongss]

sex is great but have you ever been stuck in a time loop with a guy who bosses you around and kicks ur ass (you like it) and then turns into an evil clown who stabs you to death (hottest way to die) and then kicks ur corpse and puts their hand in ur blood and smears it on their mouth as you bleed out and then you get brainwashed and come back and do it again and wonder why his face is so familiar to you and he also slaps ur ass sometimes❤️

[laurelachillea]

Eddie got a new dog

[crevicedwelling]

having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

[crevicedwelling]

noble steed uses her hands to manipulate

[gothicpirates]

shout out to my internet friend circa 2017/18 for talking about @bearsintreesofficial so much that i finally went & listened to them a while after our friend group grew apart, & now they have been my favourite band for longer than we ever knew each other, scully if ur out there i still think about u hi friend

[maybenexttonormal]

bears in trees is prime music you listen to on the train while looking out the window