your worst nightmare

• Em • forever young • Spidey • feminist • • I speak for the trees •

[kairisk]

my mantra for the new year, let’s get it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[userilyarozanov]

[liminael]

same.

[debbie-sketch]

I like haunted houses. They have stories. 

[catchymemes]

[escapekit]

The Pieous Baker Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin creates creative pie crust designs based on pop culture characters. She says, “My mission is to show the world that not only can pies go head-to-head against the poshest wedding cakes and fancy-pants desserts on the most discerning buffet tables of the world, but that they can be fun and easy to pull off too!”

[shegotistical]

I just watched The Blob for the first time and not to spoil it but cold is the only way to stop it so they ship it to the arctic. And these old B movies get a lot of flack for not actually being scary but the last line of the film was that the blob can’t be killed but at least it’s stopped “so long as the arctic stays frozen” and lemme tell you that is THE most terrifying line a viewer in 2018 could hear.

[geardrops]

anyway i have a pitch for The Blob 2

[shitpostingvevo]

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

[mvlti-threxded]

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

n heres another version of this wonderful kitty!

[goyangiiart]

[ltab-moving]

if you’re white and you act like race issues are just “unnecessary drama” or “discourse” then sorry to tell you but you’re just…. racist

[ltab-moving]

yes white people CAN and probably SHOULD reblog this just dont add on anything.

[homocorn]

spending 90$ all at once: bad

spending 30$ three days in a row: somehow not a problem

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Realizing after three days that $90 still came out of your account:

[schmuddel]

How the hell are you people so bad with money

[emperilysm]

Monkey brain not evolved to deal with numbers larger than 5

[duke-of-derpington]

Grug not accustomed to fiat paper

[the-loveliest-lies]

Me see things and want them. I just have to give them plastic card. Which they’ll give right back so I don’t rlly lose anything

[queerspoons]

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

[longlostwaywardsister]

[mittybee]

[lumberzachary]

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

[poppunkkid-deactivated20220930]

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

[blackqueerblog]

I hope this is everyone else too!

[blackqueerblog]

I hope this is everyone else too!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go to Arby’s, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake.” And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car