not in this economy

Hello I am Tess she/her/hers

[segamascott]

[theweirdwideweb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vigilantsycamore]

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

[pangur-and-grim]

you ever just look over and see the animal?

[lavagoth]

[matthejew-blog]

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

i lost my virginity to pierce the veil wearing minecraft boxer briefs thay said survival mode on the waistband

What the fuck

[dogpuppy]

[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[shortshortking]

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

[enchantedbook]

"Salammbô with the sacred python." Illustration by Suzanne-Raphaële Lagneau (1928), for 'Salammbô' by Gustave Flaubert.

[the-big-mood]

x

[journeymanfool]

[saywhat-politics]

Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.

[muzzlesbian]

[funny-tik-toks]

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[irondive]

guys we're running out of time

[teawithkisses]

December. The month of holly, candy canes, gingerbread, hot chocolate, snow, fairy lights and you're lucky....time off work for Christmas! 😄✨

[olessan]

[afanofmanyhats]

@crystaltoa