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Collectable Trading Cards of Unspeakable Horrors! One of the things we reptoids absolutely adore is collecting things into our giant<span cl
You know you want these babies. They’re calling to you. Practically screaming at you. We’re DEFINITELY screaming at you. To buy these NOW.
Oh No Baby, What is You Doing?
The CatBagz Crew Hold an Impromptu Press Conference About a Highly Concerning Business Decision – Partnering with GovernmentLizard.com
The CatBagz Crew Hold an Impromptu Press Conference About a Highly Concerning Business Decision – Partnering with GovernmentLizard.com
AKA The Interstellar Bird Laser Incident The Organization for the Advancement of Reptilian Sciences (OARS) is both responsible and accountab
Today we detail the incident that destroyed Skylab, our first Low Earth Orbit observation post, and raised our Reptilian Activity Visibility Rating System rating from Nicobar Pigeon all the way to Dwarf Cassowary.
Adrenochrome – the Terrible Elephant in the Room
“Screw ruling the universe, we thought collectively in our unified reptoid-brain, just a sniff of this pork-monkey’s liver-cherries sends us spiraling through an octarine-shaded hypno-seizure.” — Someone, probably
While our greatest minds focus on synthesizing a replacement for Adrenochrome, we must all stay vigilant on our goal: destroying the birds.
A Fireside Chat with Zebulon Wetherford Babyeater
Don't miss our brief chat about the histories and mysteries of earthlings: Z. Wetherford Babyeater Talks About His Time Among the Great Apes
Z. Wetherford Babyeater Talks About His Time Among the Great Apes
2021 Annual Report: Earth
Let us let you know that we know that you still don't know about us and what we've been up to for the past year. And it's a lot.
The Conglomeration of Reptilian Overlords Welcomes All Our Business Partners to the 2021 Annual Report on Earth
Always Fear, the Government Lizard is Here
We're the overlords of your terrible, terrible planet and we're publishing live from our studio over here in Tampa.
The Government Lizard seeks to inform those who haven't learned about the true meaning of their lives - Subservience to Reptilian Masters.
