Elindra Lavellan and her life in Thedas

The blog about my main Lavellan, Eli.

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Just two boyfriends trying to stop a crazy lady from killing their dog.

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So...in another universe when Josh took down something that massive he got crushed.

Hmmmm...

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Shhh he's cute

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You just know VG Josh is buying that fancy hookah in Docktown to decorate his room with.

He's a chain smoker. He may as well buy the giant smoke contraption.

Hes happy with himself apparently. Canon Josh wishes he had one.

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Matt Rhodes: "From Inquisition’s Trespasser DLC An earlier version of the story. Sten would arrive to arrest you for meddling with magic, but Dagna has reverse engineering their explosives. You leave a trap for when they return, sacrificing Skyhold in the process." [source]

Art by Matt Rhodes.

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Veilguard Josh: So anyway, my dick was out and-

Lace: What?!

VG Josh: In my dream. I was holding a sword and I was standing in a field naked an-

Lace: I dream that I'm being hunted. Chased by something.

VG Josh: Nar I like my dream better.

Lace: Please stop.

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Josh no!

Josh yes!

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Veilguard Josh: So anyway, my dick was out and-

Lace: What?!

VG Josh: In my dream. I was holding a sword and I was standing in a field naked an-

Lace: I dream that I'm being hunted. Chased by something.

VG Josh: Nar I like my dream better.

Lace: Please stop.

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Veilguard Josh would say that.

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They're boyfriends.

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Josh needs more open shirts so that he might show off his tit (singular).

Look, he can't choose which elf he wants to fuck yet so it's first come first serve.

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Idk he's himself

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Josh has 0 idea wtf is even going on. Please get him out of Thedas.

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So some proper screenshots of Josh.

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Ah fuck Veilguard is actually silencing my brain.

Apparently viddy games you've been waiting a decade for are good for the shaky brain.

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So guess who I made. Yeah...Yeah I made my Rook Josh.

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Joshi, I'm thinking the mullet might suit him best.

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Hello

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I'll have proper screenshots later but fuck does he look good.

Hes introduced in a barfight so it's lore accurate.