hi mom

alex | 25 ♈️

[cloevr]

aye get so gay off that tequiler!

[treecitysessions]

[minamaruco]

[polymoth]

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

[bane-of-technology]

[captain-price-returns]

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

[circlusion]

[theehorsepusssy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[beemovieerotica]

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

[loiswasadevil]

Does anyone ever imagine a more whimsical version of Family Guy?

[witchrealms]

(x)

[witchrealms]

(x)

[rockabillywife]

This image is so earnest I feel like I’m intruding on something

[sacred-portal]

[badassdemonsword]

[sacred-portal]

[meowmorials]

2006