my youth is yours

I’m freakin’ naughty girl I don’t care about what others think cause I love myself Who c a r e s if it’s a little lonely? It’s like you have an affection deficiency.

[gpjisoo-blog]

[text]: There’s so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now

[ txt  → lil boom box ] i don’t want to ask too much because i’m afraid this might be a sex thing 

[ txt  → lil boom box ] and i don’t know what 2 do w/ that information ? but

[ txt  → lil boom box ] how dirty are your feet?

[ txt  → lil boom box ] and five second rule  😊

[ txt  → lil boom box ] you can’t corrupt mac n’ cheese

[rpmememaker]

Another TFLN Meme

[text]: Just please try not to piss _____ off, I really can’t afford to find a new drug dealer again [text]: Well I’ve made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I’ve got this babysitting thing down [text]: Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas [text]: He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn’t disappointed. [text]: alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a sprained ankle. i die now [text]: Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming I’M UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE [text]: This ER has an aquarium in it!!! [text]: I’m fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life? [text]: You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when I’m drunk because “I could have died”. [text]: He’s tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should’ve shaved my armpits [text]: You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink. [text]: i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it. [text]: anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj [text]: Someone said we’re out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying ‘but where will all the polar bears live”. That drunk. [text]: I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when I’m drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me. [text]: He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child. [text]: I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this. [text]: At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks? [text]: Quick question. What’s the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders? [text]: Go back and try to find another to go home with. [text]: I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs. [text]: Ah, but I don’t wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday. [text]: I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone’s foreheads so they kicked me out [text]: This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It’s now a love polygon and I want out [text]: You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls. [text]: There’s so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now [text]: Just told myself the phrase “You’re not THAT single” while dressing myself [text]: who are you and why are you in my phone as Dr. Seuss [text]: so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning [text]: you tried to order a margarita mcflurry and when they said they didn’t make those you tried to call 911 [text]: all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed [text]: not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn’t use stairs [text]: I wonder if wearing only a tiara counts as being clothed. [text]: Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a “shady motherfucker.” Can’t argue with that one. [text]: thanks for bringing me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated. [text]: I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.

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[gpjisoo-blog]

Jisoo was always on the move. She were a bundle of energy (some of it nervous energy) and being still and staying in place for too long made her uneasy. In a way, being a runner was the perfect job for her. But sometimes even though it was dangerous and she could have their vehicles raided or her body searched at any time (she had smuggled cocaine in very uncomfortable places before) she felt like her job was becoming .. lonely. She typically did these jobs on her own because she wasn’t transported a lot and didn’t need to be babysat, but it would be nice to have someone else with her for once- she could only jam out to the car stereo for so long, and having a passenger next to her would make it easier to forget that there were drugs taped under the seat.

 Jisoo had stopped to get gas and once she was done filling up the tank her eyes scanned the parking lot, baseball cap slung low over her eyes and with a concealed firearm on her person. She spotted a somewhat familiar face and made her way over to them, a bright smile on her face. “What’dya say to a little road trip? I have three monsters, a slurpee and convenience store nachos in the van, so I’m roaring to go,” she says, tone enthusiastic- convinced she could persuade this person to join her with the promise of a slurpee and nachos. Of course, her company was pretty hard to turn down too.

[gpjisoo-blog]

hey guys its memeg back again.. ! this is jeon jisoo. they’re a runner for the wildlings, basically a bab at the bottom of the bottom of the totem pole. bullet points under the cut

sorry if this is shorter than all my other intros, i’m v tired !! BUT !! JISOO. also this is my first nb character so i hope i’m doing it right orz. lemme know if there is any issue ok, and when writing in threads i’ll consistently stick with either she/her or they/them depending on how jisoo is feelin that day

everything is a lot more clear on her stats & past page, so go peep at those! but if u can bare the dumbed down version

jisoo doesn’t mind if you call her oppa ;) she’s demi-gender and uses both she/her and they/them pronouns. basically doesn’t care what you call her.she’s .. ?/ somewhat indifferent to gender but she’s been confused about it for quite a while. having other people refer to her as a ‘young lady’ or ‘woman’ never sounded right to their ears, and being referred to as a man didn’t sound right either. they’re still trying to figure things out, as their life was stressful and confusing enough without bringing their personal identity into the mix?? 

they’re normally a happy and bubbly person, but they’re def capable of bringing out the sass. they want to remain optimistic about their life & job but .. they’ve has come to realize people are Terrible and realizes the only thing they can do about it is be not as terrible as the rest

loves cars??? they’re a geek when it comes to them. they can prep u an armored get-away car and have it sent to you with one phone call

she’s lowkey a stoner. loves weed

she was orphaned when she was a small bab and had been bouncing around from foster home to foster home until she finally found the right one. or at least she thinks so

she was caught hotwiring the family car (to see if she could lol) and intended on taking it out for a joy ride but her foster brother ended up catching her and instead of scolding her? showed her the ropes

this was where the delinquency began 

she began idolizing him, to the point where she’d wear all of his hand-me-downs and dressed like him. he was the first to really click with her within the family so she jst got really attached? and he found the fact that she tried to dress like him and act like him endearing

but it’s never good to put someone on a pedestal, and jisoo learned that the hard way

when it turned out her brother was more deeply involved in the crime world than she thought ( a dealer for the wildlings), she stuck by him anyway and just urged him to be careful.

he was killed in a drug deal gone wrong, and against jisoo’s good judgement this prompted her to join the gang. 

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load & shoot

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[quotemadness]

When she is happy, she can’t stop talking, when she is sad she doesn’t say a word.

Ann Brashares (via quotemadness)

[stability]

[hirxeth]

The Get Down (2016-) Created by Stephen Adly Guirgis and Baz Luhrmann

[lilgivenchyprincess]

[centralperksource]

#me in every conversation

[sinnamonghoul]

Self care is going into a corn field at night to get abducted by aliens

[moonbyulismine]

just chilling

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@byulyi

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[yoorimika]

160511 Moonbyul at Sungkyunkwan University Festival

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