Oh no

20+ and hate horses

[gaytotodile]

okay y’all real talk

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

[buglordsupreme]

hell

[gaytotodile]

great!!!! see you there my dude

[daevite]

[gr0ssparty]

[haunted-by-waters]

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)

[eyeshield21-archive]

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[perrfectly]

[unclefather]

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

[paverics]

tv writers: make it darker

literally everyone: don’t

[schmunkymonkey]

Is this about plot or actual screen brightness?

[paverics]

it was about the plot but it works for either

[pleen1930s]

Obama chuckled. "You mean the chaos emeralds?"

[scudworthy]

garfield comics

[gr0ssparty]

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

[inkrton]

the impenetrable squat barrier

[osorezan]

rare picture of the Russia-Ukraine border

[the-pitch-black]

[doggirlpaws]

whys this piece of gargage from ikea look like its here to warn me about the stairs

[terrysdiary]

[gifsboom]

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

generally I love raccoons but this looks like an enemy from a Souls game