the people's princess

22. she, her. "funniest girl in the world" - my mom.

[gr0undswell]

listen to my playlists boy (tidal)

(spotify archive)

[gr0undswell]

grabbing remy's hair and slamming her face into a desk, okay? <3

[mutationgirl]

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

[barleywheatonlove]

omg some of you are dumb. that's not newton, that's special relativity.. ya know, einstein!!

[mutationgirl]

your special relative pounded me into the mattress last night. happy mother's day.

[nanadouken]

[nanadouken]

silly test subjects get put in the giant centrifuge

[nanadouken]

she's trying to figure out how to use this new discovery for world domination but for some reason she cant focus lately

[nanadouken]

[gr0undswell]

[mewls pathetically]

[mxrtified777]

yuug

[peskyfirefly]

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

[gr0undswell]

[kitsuneojousama-deactivated2026]

brainwashed/broken into marrying your rival bad end has been bouncing around in my head for a few days atp

[kitsuneojousama-deactivated2026]

empty eyed boyish housewife in a plain dress and an apron who doesn't seem like she's all there when she talks to you

[kitsuneojousama-deactivated2026]

she doesn't really speak much but when she does her voice is the softest thing you've ever heard. she's got a lot of scars covering her body but dresses to cover them and says she doesn't know how she got them. she can't remember much of anything anymore. she spends her days mostly wandering the house and doing chores but occasionally you'll see her walking to the market. one time you got a glimpse down her shirt and she was flat chested with no bra and her nipples were kind of puffy

[kitsuneojousama-deactivated2026]

she got harassed by a group of people on her walk today. they kept calling the name of an unfamiliar boy. one of them forced a sword into her hands and told her to try swinging it, that it might help her remember. it felt awkward and heavy in her hands, and when she tried swinging it it tipped out of her grasp and landed in the dirt. she was on the verge of tears and just kept telling them she just wanted to leave, but they continued trying to lead her away. she was lucky her wife had been close by and heard the commotion, rushing over and embracing her. the group seemed scared of her, for some reason. when they got home she was told she wouldn't be allowed to leave the house alone again for a while, in case they came back. she didn't argue it at all.

[kitsuneojousama-deactivated2026]

mhm, though i do think there's the additional element of humiliation present even if it's not really understood by our victim. in some ways i think it's worse than simply being collared and kept as a pet, stripped of your dignity but still left with the spirit to resist, or the hope that one day you'll be free. like this none of that will exist, you're just an empty husk stripped of "you", married to the only person who could challenge your strength, the one you hated the most. and you're happy, or at least what's left of your mind is. what would your past self think upon seeing the state you're in, i wonder?

[kitsuneojousama-deactivated2026]

really really good addition ty for this

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[houndmother]

what do they put in This Life that makes me sometimes open my closet and get “incredibly sad and overwhelmed” instead of getting “dressed”

[houndmother]

being informed its gender dysphoria

[yagithegoat]

fennec girlfriend

[antleredgirl]

i firmly believe that if puppies could talk one of their favorite things to say would be "im a puppy!!!"

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Saw Spiral night!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is insane. am i weird for fucking with it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love being in the early stages of a Saw movie where im like, it’s not looking good for any of these side characters we’re getting long face shots of

[cheaphalloweencostume]

UM?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

THEY MADE WOKE SAW

[fuckyeahcourtneylove]

courtney + sinead o'connor enjoy a cigarette in 2003.

[ladysantos]

rdr2 but arthur is a butch woman

[snailtongue]