George Russell’s Defense Lawyer

She/Her F1 (81-16-44-63) More active on @oscarpastryfan

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listened to papaoutai by stromae and automatically thought of charles leclerc

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i need an instagram post announcing george’s contract extension with mercedes ASAP. i will spontaneously combust if he doesn’t get one by silverstone.

[blans]

Catch Oscar Piastri if you can

— edit for the championship leader

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lwky convinced that f1 is pre written because wdym george coincidentally got fastest lap on lap 63 when his racing number is 63…

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idk what i’m sadder over, george losing his top p5 in everything streak or oscar losing his podium streak

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i want george on the grid next year but i also want him to release a nude calendar…

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im so mad that i’m missing the canadian grand prix tomorrow. if i was at home, the race would be at a perfect time for me but it’s 2 AM where i am at right now on vacation. it’ll definitely be such an interesting race to see live too. especially with rustappen front row lockout. idk what i want most from this grand prix. either for george to safely coast to the win or for the turn 1 shenanigans to enable oscar to win. ahhh the pains of having too many favorites.

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the way oscar piasti̇ri̇ smiling can instantly flip my entire mood and make me kick my feet is so embarrassing actually. like why is my emotional stability in the hands of a man who doesn’t know i exist.

[lecstat]

nico rosberg if you can hear me nico rosberg please kindly attend the next 2 grand prix before silverstone and put that red tractor team on blast. please publicly shame them so that they have no choice but to be competent. please nico rosberg also hunt down lewis and force him to remember that he is lewis hamilton greatest of all time. ragebait him if you have to nico rosberg. perform witchcraft if you have to. kidnap roscoe if you have to. i know your heart is w fraudclaren but remember your roots. time is running out nico rosberg. ferrari needs you which are words that i never thought i would say. do the right thing please nico rosberg. instill the fear of god in fred vassuer and adami with your threatening and offputting weirdo aura that will give lewis a good race at silverstone. you will reincarnate as a lotus flower. please nico rosberg if you can hear me

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i saw a comment about how oscar piastri’s merch if he wins the WDC will have the 8 in 81 crossed out and that altered my brain chemistry. i already wanted him to win in 2025 beforehand but now i have another reason to support his campaign. i will splurge and buy many items if they use that design. hopefully official merch doesn’t disappoint.

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i don’t get how some fans keep playing off what max did like it’s no big deal. in my drivers ed course, the first thing i learned was that a car is a deadly weapon and not to use it irresponsibly. i would argue that an f1 car is more dangerous and more destructive than a pedestrian car.

additionally, you can be a fan of a driver and still acknowledge their faults. you really don’t need to excuse everything they do wrong. criticizing them and being a fan are not mutually exclusive.

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OMG OSCAR FEATURED A PIC OF HIM AND CHARLES IN HIS NEW POST AND ITS THE ONLY PIC WITH ANOTHER F1 DRIVER. CHOSCAR ON MAIN.

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i had promised myself that i wouldn’t revert back to when i used to argue with people on instagram and youtube in middle school. but the george haters today and the stupid comments they are making is tempting me.

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All of the George hate seems completely unnecessary and over-the-top. The “reasons” I see when people explain why they hate George just doesn’t make any sense to me. (very long rant about George Russell and the hate he gets)

1. I saw a few other comments on TikTok saying that he looks too feminine. In what world is that a valid reason to hate on a driver??? Those haters are probably the same people who judge female f1 fans for “only liking drivers for their looks.” The double standard goes crazy.

2. A lot of people say that he is too emotional. I thought it was clear after Isack Hadjar in Melbourne that emotions does have a place in f1. That’s what makes racing interesting. Those people are probably the same people who would praise Max for being emotional and passionate today when he deliberately crashed into George out of frustration.

3. Apparently, he is too “media trained.” Not every driver needs to speak their mind on camera when we all know that no matter what the media will try their absolute best to twist their words into the next headline. I don’t blame him for actually thinking before he speaks and avoiding causing a mess for his pr team to deal with.

4. I saw another random guy who said that he hated George because of what Mazepin said about him which was when he commented “I have a secret about you mate that people might call a coming out” while George was on Instagram live. How on Earth could anyone find a reason to hate on George because of what Mazepin said??? First of all, are you seriously believing Mazepin of all people? The same Mazepin who posted that very disturbing instagram story where he touched the girl very inappropriately?? Also, that comment itself is so ridiculous. If Mazepin’s comment was true, that’s even more disgusting.

5. Other people said that he is boring. I’m sorry what… He is a diva and made Monaco slightly exciting with the galex sideplot. He’s actually funny in interviews and not to mention his memeability is through the roof.

6. And don’t even get me started on what happened today. The comments I keep seeing defending Max and bashing George makes me want to scream. Some Max fans said that “George had no business to fight in turn 1.” Dude, that was a normal overtake and yes he overshot it and touched Max but it was NOT on purpose. George accidentally bumping into Max did not excuse Max’s DELIBERATELY crashing into George. I don’t understand how people keep thinking that it is a laughing matter. They are in f1 cars. This is not in sim racing where you can restart your game or bumper cars or lego racing. This is in real life formula one. I’m not anti-verstappen but I think it was a dangerous move and unnecessary. Also, another comment on instagram said that “[max] just did what we all want to do to russel sometimes 😂.” How is that ever an appropriate thing to joke about? Also some people said that it wasn’t Max driving into George but George driving into Max. Did you watch the race black out drunk or something? I mean I can somewhat understand people who say that Max’s move was unintentional but it is definitely NOT george’s fault.

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trying to study for my calculus final but i keep hearing “it’s a divebomb move. its a change of lead.” and “noooo i destroyed ze car” in my head

[eightyonefour]

lando: *sniffs oscar* did you use my deodorant?

oscar: no, i used my own

lando: is it a female one?

oscar: no it's chocolate flavoured!

lando: *sniffs again*

oscar: *leans in* you can get a better whiff if you want!

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as a ferrari fan first and foremost, i am very happy that they moved up to 2nd place in the WCC but my second fav team mercedes really need to step it up. wdym u had kimi DNF in imola bc of throttle issue, george’s power issue in qualifying in monaco, and now kimi 2nd DNF in spain bc of engine issue?? this triple header should serve as a wake up call to them.