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[alexisthenedd]

This white boy came over a month ago and asked why my pillow was shiny. I told him it was satin, because I need a satin case to maintain my natural hairstyle overnight.

This past weekend I stayed over at his house after a party because it was too late to go back to Manhattan, and when I got in bed I noticed that one of his pillowcases was satin.

I asked him why a white, nearly bald man needed a satin pillowcase and he said he bought it for me, in case I needed to sleep over sometime. He didn’t want me to ruin my hair on cotton.

I kissed the ever-loving shit out of him.

That’s how you show a brown girl you care.

[alexisthenedd]

Update: he’s my boyfriend. our 1 year anniversary is coming up next month.

[alexisthenedd]

New Update: We had our two year anniversary on August 9th.

We also have moved in together.

As we went through his stuff for the move, we found the last of those pillowcases he bought for me in 2015.

I sleep on it every night.

[alexisthenedd]

THREE YEARS AS OF LAST THURSDAY

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[openyourthird-eye]

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

[etherealmindbodysoul]

I REMEMBER WISHING THAT A BOY THAT I HAD NOT SPOKEN TO IN LIKE A YEAR WOULD MESSAGE ME AND FUCKING THREE MINUTES LATER I GOT A MESSAGE FROM HIM.

[rose-doll]

I don’t believe this for one second but it’s lovely to look at

[babyhearted-deactivated20170415]

THIS MADE MY WISH COME TRUE LAST TIME OMGGGGGG!

[lychiee]

I’m reblogging this again because the last time I did, I freaking won CONCERT TICKETS. This time, I’m counting on this to help me win a giveaway!!1! omg

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

[thebobblehat]

I will reblog this every time I see it posted

[thebarefootemma-blog]

I referenced this post in a women and gender studies class and we all agreed that queer girls have Big Dick Energy

[ttb0bb]

show me something I haven’t seen.

[grababong-getalong]

This is the Official mood of October

[zeathhoney]

[tovarthyme]

Need me a squad like this

[growlandpounce]

Grey shirt had me feelin things

[icecream-eaterrr]

im def the guy in the plaid shirt lol 

[llamacrabz]

Ah, it’s back on my dash :D

[l0serlif3]

BEST FUCKING VIDEO. I GO THROUGH MY MILLIONS OF LIKES TO WATCH THIS VIDEO LIKE ONCE A MONTH 

[red--opti]

This is the opposite of the Fab 5.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pyreo]

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

[lizmaryr]

Do yourself a favour and watch this. I am sobbing with laughter at one a clock in the morning, i literally had to stop the video because I couldn’t see through my tears of mirth.

PRESS PLAY. 

[vampire-crimson]

IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THIS

YOU ARE MISSING OUT

i still have no idea how to fuckin contour but there are much more important things for this person to teach you

[1-800-oxiclean]

Girls like hearing men moan during sex

Girls LIKE hearing men moan during sex

GIRLS LIKE hearing men moan during sex

GIRLS LIKE hearing MEN MOAN during SEX

GIRLS LIKE HEARING MEN MOAN DURING SEX

[leanmeantrashmachine]

🦋 Butterfly Gardens are amazing 🦋

[grababong-getalong]

That hair . THOSE EYES ! Stunning.

[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[tar-black-eyes]

Aye. Where are my Colorado people???

[grababong-getalong]

Hello, yes, it is I; the Colorado People.

[seatrench]

(source)

[leplastiquedick]

me when the aliens finally abduct me and put me in one of their zoos

[grababong-getalong]

Literally. Please take me.

[adessodovesei]

[grababong-getalong]

Okay...im ready to do weird/illegal things for money.

[ruinedchildhood]

[neverthere12345]

[chocolatechipcook-deactivated20]

This is so damn sweet ❤️❤️❤️

[thislifeshitistrash]

This took a layer of ice off my heart

[grababong-getalong]

Yes to all of this

[badhabit-xyz]

god i love coke girls…i have lady friends who get a gram and make it last days, telling me “o ya we go so hard doing bumps in the bathroom of the bar” and i just want to laugh…i may be a bitch about it but damn no girl friends of mine last all night like some of me and my dudes and see sunrise on an 8ball and then pick up another ball as soon as our plug is up for the day. god damn i miss being a filthy chick still awake with my guys and not ready to chill just yet. have def calmed down when my bf is around but fuck i need ladies around me who get absolutely geeked at 530 am with no plans of stopping

[grababong-getalong]

I can be that girl for you! haha