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@graburarms
smopkins but its kyman. stay with me here
would you believe me if i told you this was cartman
happy PRIDE month shes transfem pry it from my cold dead hands
you have been one of my most loyal moots for so long... since my YouTube days. just wanted to say thank you tumblr user graburarms. i always do a little dance when i see you've liked one of my posts
ZOMG HI??!!!! im glad to have been here this long!! your youtube days were highkey what got me into homestuck full time and i really really gotta thank you for that because ive met so many cool people and made so many projects because of it, and now your blog is introducing me to bully and so so many cool artists!!
my teto mii looks a little different from your guys' can she still hang out
so my miku and neru miis also look different but theyre really chill so i think they can hang out too
my teto mii looks a little different from your guys' can she still hang out
now its time to get funky
dispatch au where everythings the same except waterboy and toxic were best buds in college and they pause mid fight to catch up in episode 8
sorry for the radio silence i highkey had nothing i wanted to post and its been getting realll close to the end of school for me
but hi hello im back for the foreseeable future!! and i come bearing a gift....my firstborn
surprise! its a homestuck oc (delivery room voice)
no tumblr i will not "update" your "app" just because you give me a silly little prompt on the bottom of my screen you will Sit and Wait for your turn in the corner like the rest of my social medias while i draft my funny stories and you will Like It.
in other news! art block is going away!
this ones a little self indulgent (ok more like a lot) but take my hand and imagine with me here for a second
au where hermans a former idol/used to be part of a band (or he could've been a solo artist up to you)
he stepped away from the scene to take care of his grandma, his fans were obviously a little disappointed but they understood, and his group was sad to see him go but supported his decision
he still makes cameos here and there whenever they visit los angeles, and theres always huge hype surrounding them, be it a song or an interview (or a photoshoot, but thats a surprise tool thatll help us later)
no one in the z-team would know about it except robert, cause itd be in his file and duh robert has access to that, but dude doesnt know enough about idols and bands to know its a big deal, so he doesnt think to bring it up to anyone on the team outside of herman himself
one day waterboy takes a day off for "business matters" or "personal reasons" one of the two, and nobody thinks anything about it until prism finds a whole photoshoot and interview on her insta feed
So moot instead of you grabbing my arms, this time, I grabbed your arms
Just to tell you this and make sure it eats away at your brain in a glorious way like a hyperfixation
Dispatch streamer au
Dispatch streamer au
And it's Herman centric
Welcome to my Ted talk
I will now let go of your arm
And disappear like I didn't do anything at all
(might make a fic—or not, unless my ass gets motivated enough—kenough)
ohohoooo youre gonna get Back Here buddy
streamer au. like. everyone is a streamer? or is it just herm? either way ive already decided on his niche
cooking.
he started it for his grandma, she was in the hospital, too sick to talk or call, but he still wanted to be able to have some sort of connection, some kind of way that she could see him, know he was taking care of everything at home, and the nurses made sure to put it on for her everytime
when the day before she was discharged, he did a sort of "last stream" vod since there were a few other people who watched along for advice, he was a really small channel and he his grandma was coming back, so he didnt need to keep streaming
but then he got encouragement in the chat to keep going, that they really liked his cooking and it helped them eat better themselves since he talked about the instructions while he cooked (brownie points if this person is robert hehe) and he decided that if he can help people while doing something he likes, then no harm no foul, right?
the thing is, he gets Really good at it, and gets starts getting a bit popular because of that
if youll allow me to get cliche, at a certain point, his followers start begging for a face reveal at whatever follower count, and he gets really shy about it, but eventually relents and agrees
so the follower special has his full body now, not just having his head cut off and out of frame, and of course everyone is going crazy for that man
a bunch of viewers start popping in, raids, what have you, this could probably be where the z-team recruitment stand in comes in to play honestly, and hes genuinely shocked
the entire stream hes really flustered, making a little cake for the channel, half of the time hes talking is just to say thank you to the chat whenever they compliment him or donate or do literally anything
and when its over hes shell shocked, setting a piece of the cake aside for his grandma and wondering if what happened was real or not when his phone starts buzzing out of control
suddenly hes getting a Ton of collab requests, batz0, Devil Down Under, Prism herself-
he needs to sit down for a while after that
might be a while before i can get myself to actually draw my villain waterboy design but what i can do is little bits here and there and small info posts every now and then! like right now think fast
if he ever gets into a situation where he has to fight somebody, he will do his best to cause as little damage possible (to the person and the surroundings) and just get out of there. he doesnt want to risk coming back and cleaning the place back up, and hes not that great of a fighter
holding out, on the other hand, is his specialty, which is crazy because nobody expects the Twink to be a Tank
💭💭ok hear me out watermech but they keep narrowly missing each other. this could be whatever flavor of watermech you like mind you so ill do two scenarios
1. (this would be if you picked phenomaman over waterboy) regular flavor, post-canon/after shroud whatever you wanna call it, another team takes notice of waterboy and snatches that guy up immediately.
he gets training, robert keeps hearing about the missions hes done, waterboy keeps hearing about the missions z-team (or him if you have him back in action as mechaman) has done, but they cant quite find each other to say congratulations, or in waterboys case a thank you, only to find they were just a few seconds late, or if theyd just waited a minute longer or been in another room they wouldve met up by chance instead.
actually Got dispatch and did a playthrough!! justified letting myself have this as it being research for my project BUT!!
the whole thing!! agh!! it made me fall in love with the game and the characters and just the whole story all over again now that ive had the chance to play it for myself and it helped pull me out of my creative funk a little bit! not just with drawing but also writing cause ive kinda rediscovered my love for narrative and dialogue writing thanks to this and Life Is Beautiful
umapatch update theres So so much
first of all, this started off as a fun little side au i didnt really think would be all that interesting to anybody else but now its An Actual School Project that my teacher really likes so thats cool im nonchalant about it. Totally not freaking out over my assignment being to continue whats essentially a passion project if i wanna get a little dramatic here
second, when i get out of whatever evil art block curse someone put on me ill be considering making a side blog where i post all the designs for everyone and explain their stats/aptitudes (along with a very long info dump on how the mechanics would work in a hypothetical game)
ok this is getting long read for more horse
ignore the LIES and FALSEHOODS about meta comps and "good" characters. pick the himejoshi if you know whats good for you
theres not enough phenomaroyd content. im starving. but you can help. for the low price of drawing two buff men tenderly holding each other and perhaps smooching a little bit you can save a starving tumblr user today.