Growing Pains

this only looks good on mobile

[twitterlols]

[turing-tested]

dogs are incapable of sin

[ymawgat]

but not of mischief !!!

[turing-tested]

you’re right

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

Perks of dating me: we can nap constantly

[pokemonstadium2]

I think the bathrooms in this sports bar are asking me if I’m a top or bottom

[bidoof]

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

[onlytwitterpics]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memewhore]

[this-chapters-called]

The real problems

[goawfma]

she a carefree black girl and i’m here for her !!

[ardnale]

LOOK BACK AT IT !!!

[zamzamafterzina]

im the dudes

[theaddictsapartment]

😭😭😭

[reverieparisienne]

Madame Chat

[sellmyhead]

[ciarachimera]

Relationship goals. 100%

[kateordie]

Always.

[3always-0124]

Prefect yes?

[mylittlesdirtydaddy-deactivated]

Absolutely

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

this guy i dont even know or follow just started talking to me on insta i hate this

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

[electracheart]

[marinaupdates]

Leaked UHQ of Marina’s 2011 photoshoot with Casper Balslev; courtesy of Diamondgarden.

[hitmewithcute]

Look at this lizard. Absolute unit.

[fuckyeahrupaulsdragrace]