Thinking about him
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

JBB: An Artblog!

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@gracechastitty
Thinking about him
(without the face smudge under the cut)
Ok I finally got back into The Magnus Archives and The Magnus Protocol 👁️
80s teen romance jagertitty moodboard requested by @infected-paul
God forbid a man wanting to make a musical
she’s three apples tall
this is steph and solomon coded
Hatchetfield fans how’re we doing
This is my silly little guy. He has done no wrong. He has committed 983 crimes. He's innocent. He has committed murder. He misses his 6 boyfriends. He would do anything to make his musical. He has questionable morals. He's a biology professor.
Jägerman's Body
this is so niche BUT PLEASE BLOW THIS UP IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME CONSIDERING THIS IS LIKE 2 OF MY FAV THINGS EVER
inside you are two wolves
if I had a nickle for every time Kim Whalen played a mom who taught her kid christian traditional values of abstinence but then the kid took them a little too seriously and got corrupted and started killing people I would have 2 nickles which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
Shout out to all the newer starkid fans who watched npmd first and then had to wrap their heads around these being the same actor
Got bored and made a Nerdy Prudes Must Die poster
guess who's back to making these
i have an extremely stupid headcanon that every time max went to beat up pete, he asked where his insulin pump was. solely because one time max hit it by accident and pete started crying about how if it broke, he couldn't afford to replace it. so max asked how much it cost for one of those things anyway, pete could definitely afford it since he was so rich. then pete told him and max said "five fucking thousand dollars??? dude i'll just punch you somewhere else. jesus christ."
It took all of 15 minutes for the jury to declare Stephanie Lauter guilty for the murders of Maxwell Jagerman, Richard Lipschitz, Ruth Fleming, and Peter Spankoffski. The sentence rung out through the courtroom, but Steph's demeanor made no change.
She knew she should be feeling something. Hell, she'd be spending the rest of her life in a prison cell. And yet, she couldn't bring herself to care. After all, she had killed Pete. Max, too, although he wasn't the first thing on her mind.
Stephanie Lauter was going to prison. The person who shot Peter Spankoffski point-blank in the head was going to prison.
Good. She thought. Fucking good.
The trial itself hadn't been as bad as she'd expected. She sat silently (voluntarily, for once in her life) as witnesses shared testimonies and lawyers performed carefully rehearsed statements.
The worst part was Pete's brother.
He was one of the most important witnesses for the prosecution, and Steph could feel his glare boring into her skull throughout the trial. It was his brother's testimony that truly made her realize how irrefutably guilty she looked.
The first time they planned to meet outside of school, Pete had come home bloodied and bruised and insisting that he just fell down the stairs. Then a couple days later, he came home in blood-soaked clothing, refusing to tell his brother anything. Then finally, Pete was killed, and Steph's fingerprints were on the trigger.
She knew how guilty she looked. She knew how guilty she was.
And somehow, Ted fucking Spankoffski -- the biggest sleazeball in Hatchetfield, a grade-A asshole, the bastard everyone knows and hates -- made her hate herself more than she ever thought she could.
She barely registered the security officers taking her arms and leading her out of the courtroom. She was brought outside, where dozens of reporters and news stations were waiting for her.
Hatchetfield is a small town. Steph hadn't realized how small it was until she recognized every face looking up at her with horror and disgust.
A furious sob rang out over the crushing wave of verbal abuse.
Steph looked over her shoulder, to see Ted Spankoffski being held back by several court security guards. He thrashed wildly in their grip, snarling at Steph.
She was ushered into a police car, as more officers attended to Ted.
As the car pulled away from the courthouse, Ted Spankoffski suddenly looked so small. His resolve crumbled as he fell to his knees, weeping over his murdered brother.
The person who killed Peter Spankoffski was spending the rest of her life in prison.
Good. Thought Steph. Fucking good.