Michelle Glavan

Music, Funnies, and Sh*t

[michelleglavan]

I bought art for my cat. Crazy Cat Lady Level 10 achieved. #kittygaga #kittysia #meowsia #catart #blondekitty #kittymeows https://www.instagram.com/p/BqNo2nEA__q/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11rg4hgi2m0xm

[michelleglavan]

Three cuties in a pie. Throwback to our pilot #ThePickupSticks! Go to my YT channel to watch :) #newformdigital https://www.instagram.com/p/BoxkM33gnBe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pa9vl3t6l4zw

[michelleglavan]

He has one eye, and it's going blind. Thus, he fell in the pool 3 times, so we made him this safety floatie. So many memories made at Palm Sprungs Gamecation 2018! 😄 #pooldog #bostonterrier #dogsofinstagram #palmsprings #imisssummertime (📸: @mikunelson) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn2CrYJg6Pq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=orefu7psjxw8

[michelleglavan]

tRump must be shitting himself after all the bombshell news stories that came out this week. Manafort & Cohen convictions. National Enquirer CEO granted immunity. Trump Org CFO granted immunity. They don't grant immunity if there's nothing there. If only the GOP had a spine to stand up against crime & corruption. Party of "Law & Order" my ass. • • • Please enjoy my small-scale model representation of these thoughts. This work of art can be found on display in my bathroom. Admission cost: 2 poops. 😝 • • • #shittingPresident #shittingTrump #spinelesselephant #tvbox #newsscandal #convictions #paulmanafort #michaelcohen #immunity #davidpecker #nationalenquirer #allenweisselberg #trumporg #smallhands #trumpssmallhandsoap https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm3rjN9gT_c/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6xpjdwz9wqjx

[michelleglavan]

Trying to get that purrfect beach body. #chestday #kittymeows #catsofinstagram #icanteven

[michelleglavan]

Ahhh!! I pitched an idea to this incredible artist and he drew it--and nailed it!! Thanks @righthandedleftyartist for indulging me--everyone please go check him out!! More people died in the Puerto Rico hurricane/aftermath than on 9/11. This needs an investigation so the negligence won't happen again. ❤️❤️❤️ to you all and to the people of PR. #repost #art #politics #Drumph #puertorico #papertowelsdontsolveproblems

[michelleglavan]

If I constantly posted pictures of a sleeping human that I was obsessed with, I might be arrested. But with Bubba, this is completely ok... I think. Maybe I should talk to a lawyer. • • • #dogsofinstagram #bostonterrier #sleepingpup #rocksmakethebestbed

[michelleglavan]

First selfie of 2018. The world needs to see this cotton candy hair. @jackiedavisbeauty #cottoncandy #haircolor #hairdid #pinkhair #pinkombrehair #blondehair

[michelleglavan]

I love this old man smush face. #bostonterrier #dogsofinstagram #bitchneedsamanicure

[michelleglavan]

I promise this is Kombucha and not tiny pig fetuses. Although I do have those in another jar somewhere... #eatwhatyougrow #drinkwhatyougrow #kombucha #scoby

[michelleglavan]

Bubbanut Squash. My old man eats healthy. #rawdiet #whodoesthis #bostonterrier #dogsofinstagram #bubba

[michelleglavan]

Here's a method of keeping your clothes warm before putting them on during the winter. The cat hair left behind is a warmth bonus, too. #wintertips #kittymeows #iwokeuplikedis #clotheswarmer #drawerbandit

[michelleglavan]

I wear my Bone Thugs hat when directing so people think I'm a badass. I also make this face the entire time. #pk24 #comedy #musicvideo #powerkitty24 #femaledirectors #bonethugsnharmony (at Electric Pony Studios)

[michelleglavan]

That's a wrap on filming the Internet ad campaign for PK24--a vaginal tightening cream, that enhances the sexual pleasure for BOTH partners. It's a sex positive product and we had a ridiculous time filming our comedy spots for it!! I got to direct this super rad, all-female rock band we assembled called "Power Kitty 24." They teach us the failed past methods of tightening, only to discover PK24 is our modern solution to this problem. They also "rock out with their crotch out", so you'll wanna see this :) Much love to my partner in crime @danapacheco ❤️❤️❤️ #pk24 #vaginatighteningcream #rock #allfemale #rockband #cavewoman #surgeon #rockabilly #director

[michelleglavan]

Our group costume for the @cityracela scavenger hunt across downtown LA. We won for best costume and had a dang good time doing it!!! #halloween #halloweeniehoudinis #magicgonewrong #assistantcutinhalf #houdinidrowned #rabidbunny #assistantknived

[michelleglavan]

The babies getting ready for winter. #bostonterrier #jackrussellterrier #kittymeows

[michelleglavan]

Became a magician's assistant and got injured on the job. Workman's comp, here I come!! #halloweencostume #diy #magiciansassistant #cutinhalf #magicgonewrong #intestines #cityracela #halloween (📸: @kevinmockrin)