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[urie]

when a cat scratches you it is usually your fault. cat owners understand this. when a dog scratches you it is almost always their fault. which is okay. theyre just happy to see you :) the cat is also happy to see you but watch out

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell

[gracedxoxo]

 i have one flaming pitchfork, one (also flaming) porch poop bag, and one angry mob chant reserved for the rockefellers

[dogpuppy]

[circusheart]

It's ok skinny boy with big penis everyone loves you but it's not always your turn to talk ok.

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Nina LaCour via letsbelonelytogetherr

[transgenderer]

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

[1nspiredlife]

Cleaning the house in a way that is harmful to myself and others

[bitcrusherr]

[marbelo-and-mapel]

Social isolation summer

[apatheticfluorescence]

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[sadhopz]

smoking that shit that made halo reach

[urie]

[gracedxoxo]

Ai falling down is almost as funny as small children falling down. Perhaps exceeds it?

[dogpuppy]

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[gracedxoxo]

sounds like a WTNV universe where people can complain on tumblr

[tamamita]

Happy pride from Hamas, Hezbollah, Ansarallah and the IRA