Jae

Sideblog for Ted Lasso things

[afcroyjamie]

[toxicroyjamie]

And now imagine scary ass James Tartt is going to be coming after you with his metal pipe if you’re not winning enough soccer games and your coach is like “it doesn’t matter if we win or lose these soccer games ❤️” like honestly I would have a nasty attitude too

[starofcallisto]

the head canon that jamie has audhd is very important to me and i strongly believe that the only person he feel like he can fully unmask around is his mom. just seeing how at peace he is when he visits her and how safe he seems to feel with her feels very reminiscent of how it feels for me to unmask. i also believe that one day jamie is able to find that safe place in both keeley and roy :}

[dustyoldfart]

[saywhatjessie]

Like V-J Day

Or the lads kiss each other to cover for Colin kissing Michael after West Ham and a new Richmond tradition is born. 5.9k [Ao3]

Never did Sam Obisanya think he’d be clutching and screaming with Jamie Tartt after scoring the winning goal in a premier league trophy match.

For several reasons, really. He’d always believed the team could do well and he’d believed he could do himself and his family proud in this sport he loved but after everything they’d gone through and with Jamie Tartt of all people…

He was having a little trouble trying to believe he wasn’t dreaming.

That feeling only increased when Jamie stopped screaming, his eyes on something past Sam’s shoulder and going wide with panic.

“Sam!” Jamie yelled. “Kiss me! Kiss me on the mouth!”

Sam blinked at him, unsure he’d heard right. “What!?”

Jamie shook his head, his eyes still wide, and moved his hands from Sams’s shoulders to his face. “I’m gonna kiss you now.”

There wasn’t really time to think so Sam just said “Oh. Okay!” and Jamie leaned in and kissed him.

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[abortionado]

three cheers for ambiguous bisexuality

[toxicroyjamie]

Happy pride month, Jamie Tartt. You were openly bisexual. You didn’t know that but you were

[arthistoryandtea]

Jamie Tartt ≈ Ilya Rozanov

Bisexual menace

Daddy Issues

Secretly very very sad sometimes

Mommas Boy

Starplayer (like genuinely very good and talented but also works hard tho ppl don’t understand that sometimes)

Playstyle: provoking retaliation and winning bc the opponent falls for it aka pest

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TED LASSO — 2.12: Inverting the Pyramid of Success

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[afcroyjamie]

[okie-dokie-wo]

(Full version here)

[tarttygoodness]

Fics That Changed You

It can be any fandom, any pairing. I would love to know which ones altered you on some level. I'll go first and this is going to be hard because I've got around 200+ bookmarks on A03 but here goes: 1. Box To Box - magdalyna - Ted Lasso (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

This fic undid me at a cellular level and totally rewired my brain. Magnificent.

2. (You'll Give Into Your Desire) When the Stranger Comes Along - Chapter 1 - pepperlandgirl4 - Ted Lasso (TV) [Archive of Our Own] Honestly? Anything by pepper deserves a place on this list but this was my first A03 fic and it has a special place in my heart.

3. under the same sun - Chapter 1 - Shinybug - Ted Lasso (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Ditto for Shinybug - every fic is gold. But this is where my RoyJamie obsession really kicked in.

4. With your head in the clouds and your feet tethered to the ground - PGHumfort - Ted Lasso (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Wingfic. Need I say more? So, so good.

5. the ripples it creates - Literatus - Ted Lasso (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

This fic is one that is so deeply in my brain that when I'm watching Ted Lasso, I actually get annoyed that the events of this fic aren't canon.

6. so afraid that time will take it all from me - LikeAMovieIOnceSaw - Ted Lasso (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

This is hands down one of the best RoyJamie fics on A03. It is beyond brilliant, utterly heartbreaking and riveting from the first word.

7. The Soft Animal Of Your Body - Chapter 1 - FatRainbowCat - Ted Lasso (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

One of last years Big Bang fics and one that gets read and re-read regularly because I just can't get over how damn good it is.

8. I’m thinking of what Sarah said (love is watching someone die) - Chapter 1 - adoringlandry - Ted Lasso (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Please read the tags on this one. I found this quite by accident but it rewired my brain nonetheless. I still can't read it without sobbing in a very ugly way. It's so heartbreakingly good.

[puppypeter]

[aceofwhump]

Because I'm in the pain fandom lol I rewatched Ted Lasso 2x08 but only the locker room post Man City loss scene and now I've got Jamie Tartt feels again so I'm gonna just feels dump for a moment.

When Jamie hit his dad and James Sr. stood up angry getting ready to punch him back, Jamie looked so fucking terrified! That look on his face just said "oh shit oh no he's coming he's angry I made him angry I fucked up I fucked up".

But Beard comes in and drags him away in time and now everyone including Jamie is too stunned to move in the aftermath a d the silence lingers and no one moves!

AND THEN THE HUG! THE HUG!

I have a lot of feels a out this hug but right now I'm focusing on one aspect of it. It's the sounds of Jamie legitimately crying into Roy's neck that is currently breaking me. You can hear him sniffling and gasping but it's the kind you make when you're trying to not full on sob but you can help but make some sounds and cry. Your breath hitches in your chest and your nose starts to run and the sobs start falling out of you but your trying so hard to not completely breakdown.

And this is happening in Roy's arms surrounded by the whole of AFC Richmond with whom he's still working on bonding with and they all just saw him being abused verbally emotionally and physically by his dad and it's clear that this isn't the first time and now they all know.

I desperately want to know what happened after this. Especially with Beard full on leaving and Ted needing to go back after having left to call Dr. Sharon. I want to know how long Jamie cried into Roy's neck. What was it like when he finished? How did the team react? What did Ted do when he returned to the locker room? Was everyone already on the bus when he got back? WHAT WAS THE BUS RIDE HOME LIKE?! What happened to Jamie in the aftermath!?

And another thought but this season they're going to go back and play Manchester again and this is in the trailer (Jamie looking stressed as he walks onto the pitch and all of the Man City fans are clearly booing him in the backgroudn) and I HAVE FEELINGS!

What Jamie must be feeling having to go back after what happened last time. And the treatment he's recieving from the fans is horrible but is Sr. there!? Jamie worrying about his dad showing up? Protective team maybe? Like I wanna see the team people protective of him and being like "he won't get near you" and I want to see Jamie go absolute beast mode on Man City and Richmond win. I want this to end on a high note for him (with some angst beforehand please)

And that ends my current Jamie Tartt feelings dumb. I'm sure I'll have more.

[toxicroyjamie]

Hot take: Roy, Jamie, and Keeley were all not emotionally stable enough to be in relationships at the end of season 3. Roy needs to deal with his anger issues, Keeley has to learn to be alone, and Jamie has to get his PTSD under control (even with all the progress in his character, he can’t be a good partner if he can’t eat, sleep, or wash his hair and he passes out when he’s stressed). I liked them better as friends.

Hmmm I basically agree about Roy and Keeley (I think they both need therapy honestly lol) but I think this is a little unfair to Jamie tbh

Experiencing repeated/prolonged trauma in childhood damages the actual physical structure of the brain, so it’s fairly common for CPTSD to be treatment-resistant/cause long-term disability. It’s not a simple thing to “get under control,” and if Jamie had to wait for his symptoms to be fully resolved to find love he could be waiting for the rest of his life

I also don’t think that struggling with self-care/day-to-day functioning bc of a disability means that someone can’t be a good partner or shouldn’t be in a relationship, just that they have to be with someone who’s able to comfortably give them the support they need. You could definitely argue that Roy and/or Keeley are not that person, but that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be with ANYONE yk

[toxicroyjamie]

Jamie is undoubtedly Prey but in the sense of like a cornered animal about to be eaten ready to completely abandon its gentle nature and resort to any level of violence necessary to save itself

[toxicroyjamie]

Gazelles when they’re about to brutally gore a lion to death with their delicate horns

[swamp-blossom]

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