Inspired

I welcome voltron hell gladly

[litera1lywhat3ver]

theyre so stupid

[acanoeandlifejackets]

Colin: Don’t mention reading or books, men don’t like that.

*sees her and Lord Debling reading a book together*

Colin: fuck I gotta learn how to read.

[tiny-sassy-aggressive]

GIF from @layla-keating

Big shoutout to the coachmen who watched a distressed Penelope enter the carriage, halted the carriage when a man started chasing them down and asked to be let in. THEN their argument and ….whatever happened… only to reach their destination to hear a whole marriage proposal. You know the featherington servants will be gagging on that gossip later that night

[klara-marie]

Colin Bridgerton wants to dance with Penelope Featherington throughout the seasons:

Season 1

He asked and was rejected.

Season 2

He's not getting rejected this time, he simply says they're dancing.

Season 3

He's taking no prisoners, this is his girl, step away motherfuckers!

This might be my favorite parallel in the a Bridgerton universe!

[hiyyihrts]

Colin and Pen BARELY touched lips for their first kiss and it had Colin spiraling to the point where he was entering the drawing room and going “I DIDN’T KISS PENELOPE FEATHERINGTON QUIT ASKING ME” before anyone had even said one word to him that morning

[devastatinglygreen]

he may have had his fingers all up in my girl but he fixed her dress and hair while trying to avoid getting her all sticky so he may have been a whore for a hot minute but he's also a gentleman thank you very much

[lisaphantasia]

Violet: Hey maybe you should talk to Penelope if you think you might like her because she might be getting engaged

Colin on literally the same night: Mother I broke up their proposal, fingered Penelope outside the house and now we are to be married

Violet probably:

[acanoeandlifejackets]

Penelope: don’t worry we never need to hook up again

Colin: oh word? cool cool cool coool no doubt no doubt no doubt no doooouuubt

[himbo-buckley]

Penelope reading Colin to filth in front of god, the queen and the ton is kinda funny though

He really went on a whole trip across Europe to reinvent himself as a charming and mysterious ladiesman only for her to go: What a poser. He’s still a nerd. Hashtag not my Colin

[miss-crazy-rose]

The two Featherington carriage drivers looking at each other while they’re driving to Bridgerton House

[alwaysthequietones]

[lisaphantasia]

I know some people are confused about the music this season but idk I think getting fingered in a cab on the way home from a night out to a Pitbull song is relatable in any era

[yenvengerberg]

#the duality of a man

[hufflepotato-18]

HERE’S THE FUNNIEST TWEETS I’VE SEEN SO FAR BECAUSE EVERYONE DESERVES TO SEE THEM

[acanoeandlifejackets]

Colin: men are simple creatures, just bat your eyes and wave your fan.

Penelope: *bats her eyes and waves her fan*

Colin (sweating): Fuck she’s good.

[thatonekimgirl]

These past few weeks have been full of confounding feelings. Feelings like a total inability to stop thinking about you. About that kiss. Feelings like dreaming of you when I'm asleep. And in fact preferring sleep because that is where I might find you. A feeling that is like torture. But one which I cannot, will not, do not want to give up.

Literally one hot carriage hookup and five minutes later:

[softestaries]

Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.