I seldom cahoot

snow may fall, but the sun will always rise

[royalydamned]

are you fucking kidding me

[penny-anna]

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

[saucefunk]

dirty dirty dirty

[my-castles-crumbling]

Just a reminder that Shane and Ilya are canonically at the age where The Game was very much a thing. Like imagine both of those fuckers staring daggers at each other during a faceoff and it's like:

Ilya: Ready to lose, Hollander?

Shane: Fuck you, Rozanov, I never lose.

Ilya: Well, you know what you just lost right now? The Game.

And Shane crashes out so much he loses the faceoff.

[softestaries]

i keep thinking about mike getting taken instead of will. like realistically he'd be cooked but the concept of vecna having to deal with a ten year old mike wheeler full of nothing but pubescent rage is insanely funny to me.

[mintedwitcher]

So my partner and I are being evicted at the end of May. We still have to pay rent for that whole month despite our lease ending this week. We just got a power bill for nearly $500 due on May 6th. We have a water bill for $110 due on the 29th of April. I have no clue how we're going to afford the tow trailer we need to move out of this house, and I can't even begin to think about how much the fuel price hike is going to royally fuck us because we're planning to move interstate.

Basically, I am treading water at this point. Any help would be immensely appreciated.

Unfortunately, due to the moving situation, I won't be able to commit to any editing or proofing jobs until well into June.

My kofi is here. I don't expect anything, but even just $50 to get something other than noodles for dinner would help a lot.

[softestaries]

anyway

[zzalina]

Haymitch wasn't drunk enough

[purebl00d-witch07]

this movie is gonna fuck me up bro

[tangerinesayswhat]

me n twin

[livingfandomly]

I was very much like “daym what part of the book is this scene from” only to be hit by a fucking truck BECAUSE THAT’S NOT FUCKING MAYSILEE AT ALL

[burnjngwjck]

AAAAAAAHHHHAHAGHAGGAGPUGXEQGPUCR2HPI2ECPIHF31PI

[softestaries]

WYATT HELPING LOU LOU WITH THE SNAKE 😭😭 HE'S BARELY TALLER THAN HER 😭😭 MY HEARTS ALREADY BROKEN

and yes this is one of the only things i took away from the trailer.

[softestaries]

bro did NOT need to be doing all that

[swarnpert]

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[galsan12]

Pirates of the Caribbean wedding scene

[carmillas-anxious-bride]

[the-lost-seven-7]

Spidey Will and MJ Mike

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world