[polish-lolita]

when is a man going to give all his blood for the sweetness of my laughter

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Like a new friend!

[assiraphales]

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

[assiraphales]

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

there's something so perverse about phones automatically capitalizing brands. don't make me put respect on youtube's name.

[madnessofmen]

game where you play as a medieval knight but it's peacetime so it's mostly about estate administration and property law

[slimegargoyle]

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

[courtesyname]

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

[owlmylove]

we also gotta remember to recognize elderly women's experiences, perspectives and beauty. Age is a gift not all of us get to receive

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[dicaeopolis]

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

[dicaeopolis]

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

[vin-di-kate-or-deactivated20211]

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Happy disability pride month to everyone who suffers from disabilities of any kind, physical or mental, you guys are strong as hell and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, you’re awesome (this totally isn’t being said by someone who may be biased since I have ptsd but it’s not any less true)

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Bringing this back

[pnglove]

[digitalvampyr]

i’d rather be waterboarded than realize i don’t mean as much as i thought i did to someone again

[guttergirl-444]

[knifefightscene]