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He cries at Casablanca. He chews off his toenails. He eats curry powder with a spoon and only has one tastebud left. He’s claustrophobic. He’s unwittingly eaten human flesh. He cares about his friends. He’s his own father. He’s over three million years old. He’s watched Winnie the Pooh die by firing squad. He can’t play guitar. He’s given birth to twins. He’s played pool with planets. He’s had his arm cut off. His closest friends are a self obsessed cat boy, a robot with abandonment issues, and the world’s most annoying dead guy. He’s God. He’s a regular guy from Liverpool. He’s a red dwarf star, burning away after everything else has gone out. He’s sunlight. He’s so full of hope and love even after everything. He’s the last man alive. And he’s not gonna let that stop him.

robogrind

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

robogrind

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

zanerose

I love deeply traumatized men with haunted eyes. Like hell yeah babe look at me as if I'm the only good thing you've ever known.

prodomius

a-literal-toaster-wtf

i love you little details about the red dwarf characters. i love you lister who does jigsaw puzzles and fills out trashy magazine quizzes. i love you cat who "doesn't do work" but still handsews and repairs all his clothes himself. i love you rimmer who acts all proper and professional but has a (not-so) secret mischevious streak. i love you kryten who has a ranking of his favourite types of dust. i love you boys from the dwarf <3333 ough