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Libra / she/her / 27 / doofalicious dilf lover

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[eridan-ampora]

who up dinking they oiter

[tmos-time]

you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers

[eridan-ampora]

[lesbi-nyan]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

[a-sentient-cup]

what about the other cat?

[whatcoloristhatcat]

fert

[transfemjedediahwicker]

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[importantcatpics]

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hedgemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[eggdrawsthings]

The safest place I've ever known is in your arms

[pisces-core]

[velvetframee]

sons of anarchy | 5.11 JAX TELLER

[rhube]

A wild ride:

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[reverbraven]

[talvin-muircastle]

Errant bus driver takes passengers for unwanted ride to Vienna Metro station | FFXnow

A routine bus trip from New York City to D.C. took a harrowing turn for passengers last night (Monday) when the driver reportedly decided to

[caribbean1989]

Charlie Hunnam as William 'Ironhead' Miller in Triple Frontier (2019)

My GIF masterlist

[bitchautism]

I love you disabled girls. I love you scared girls. I love you dysfunctional girls. I love you sad girls. I love you hurt girls. I love you trans girls. I love you racialised girls. I love you lonely girls. I hope you find people who love you and care for you like you deserve. I hope you find people who will hold you and let you hold them. I love you.

[saint-batrick]

tell me a pretty thing.

[with-antlers-gleaming-deactivat]

In Uzbek we have this concept of the divine dark, the darkness from which all things came. So there’s this idea that shows up in a lot of our literature that when the world was first made it was like a gentle night, peaceful, quiet and pitch-black. The night is when creation started and the night is when you’re closest to glimpsing what it was like at the very start of the world.

[saint-batrick]

oh wow that's gorgeous.

[boundbyfangs]

make that fictional character absolutely obsessed with you it will heal you

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry