I might be 20 years old and therefore bias, but explain to me how my family could give up lively London for a place as boring as this. I really hope someone is about to show me why this move wasn’t a bad idea because I have regrets.
Your nephews and nieces are offended and so am I. Go take a walk in the fucking countryside, enjoy nature a bit, huh. Better yet, enjoy one of the fine establishments in this wonderful fucking village that your family owns.













