[themelonlad]

he knows what youve done

[freshwaterduck]

[musings-of-a-crazed-musician]

reblogging this with the addition of my favorite comment on the post

[mj-the-simp]

worked at applebees, so i thought id add.

had people tell their family they had cancer, discus post-death plans twice (not the cancer lady), give the sex talk, change a baby ON THE TABLE, leave a full pair of pants in the pad thing in the women’s room, dance on a chair at 5ish pm.

and one dude had sex in his car then got out fully nude, stretched and got back in his car to leave he was parked right infront of the main window at 8? pm.

insane shit

also not counting bagpipes incident or the manager who watched porn at the bar, openly.

[beardedmrbean]

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[minart-was-taken]

Am I a game developer? No, Do I have dreams? Yes.

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[mj-the-simp]

nothing like being in the middle of fucking your girlfriend when you hear them say “*roomate* is making a bagel again” and you both have to pause to smell.

and now it’s bagel time.

[fasrgswragf-deactivated20250703]

[crimegoku]

Capulets vs Montagues

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[yogg-saron]

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

[yogg-saron]

do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

[yogg-saron]

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST 

[wizardshark]

this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’

[explorerrowan]

There’s so much potential in this genre of joke. “There’s a fire in the kitchen!” etc.

[yogg-saron]

#max is thirteen now :(

i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Max is an adult now

[weiwei-uplink]

[loudestcloud]

Original date made: March 29th 2026

Song: Digital Silence by Peter Mcpoland

Character: The Circus/ Caine & Kinger

YouTube link

TikTok link

Instagram link

All edits of mine can be found under #Loudestcloud

If someone wanted to reblog this into the Caine appreciation club or 'The amazing digital circus' group 19k, that'd be cool. For some reason I can't do that so I'd have to post again and that's a lot of work. Any other group is also fine, I'm just not in anything else so I wouldn't know about it.

👇🏻 Editor's comment 👇🏻

something something stagnant life RAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA SCREAM SO BAD!! I was working on this for a few days longer than I wanted to because I wasn't sure about the last part AND ALSO I FUCKING HATE ADDING TEXT!!!!

[cdreemurr84]

I was bored lmao

[mj-the-simp]

is his real name grant???

are we gonna get name reveals???

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[no-one-offical]

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[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[oflambandmoss]

being weird and full of love can save you

and it might save those around you, too