Thomas Gabriel Hummel

[gradiangabriel]

kncxsmy​:

I hate to say it to your face, but I guess it would be weird to have you any other way.

I knew you loved me. Come on, son, let’s bring it in.

[gradiangabriel]

leviticxsmcc​:

Don’t come at me with your motherly “you’ve got to learn the hard way” bullshit.

I have no other bullshit but motherly bullshit, Levi.

[gradiangabriel]

leviticxsmcc​:

NO bitch, you lost that right with your “I told you so” attitude.

It’s a ‘you told yourself so’ attitude if anything.

[gradiangabriel]

kncxsmy​:

Why do you have to be such a parent?

It’s who I am.

[kncxsmy]

I’ve recently found myself on several occasions falling down a rabbit hole of lost civilisations — the lost city of Babylon; the Mayan civilisation; Rapa Nui of Easter Island; the Anasazi civilisation — how mind spinning that these civilisations disappeared and the knowledge they’d discovered that was lost with them. The residents of Babylon held knowledge of the cosmos over 1000 years ago that we don’t even have to this day. Fascinating.

[gradiangabriel]

Such a smart kid. Really makes a mother proud.

[leviticxsmcc]

So my eldest, right??? My sassy, mature, independent, back chatting eldest child, she’s CERTAIN if I buy her this glitter temporary tattoo set — and I mean, this thing has the WORKS, 50 tubes of glitter, proper quality glue, stencils — that the glitter isn’t going to go EVERYWHERE, like she’ll be SO CAREFUL, she’ll keep it all on the specifically assigned table for it, is proper begging and reassuring me, right??? And i’m a SUCKER for these kids, so obviously i’ll cave eventually, and I buy this fucking glitter set thing. Now, ya’ll wanna tell me why there is glitter IN MY GYM???? Like, I don’t even think this child KNOWS there is a gym in this fucking house, so PLEASE, PLEASE, make it make sense.

[gradiangabriel]

You had to have known that would happen. And can I please pay you to see Hunter’s reaction?

[enriquebobenny]

Well, Gradian is definitely a change of scenery. Missing the simple beach life already. Also what is it with this weather? Is it always this cold?

[gradiangabriel]

enriquebobenny​:

I’m so sad. I miss my sun.

Originally posted by kuwentista

Originally posted by kuwentista

I can offer rain instead. That must feel like home right?

Originally posted by gay-bucky-barnes

[enriquebobenny]

Well, Gradian is definitely a change of scenery. Missing the simple beach life already. Also what is it with this weather? Is it always this cold?

[gradiangabriel]

enriquebobenny​:

Aren’t we in the summer months? This is too cold, and now I have to wear layers. I hate layers.

I’m from Madeira, the islands off Portugal.

Originally posted by chadmeeks-martin

Almost. Typically June, July, and August are when we get a little warm. Near Portugal though, huh? Sorry, man, you’re going to be freezing year round, I’d say.

[gradiangabriel]

mcintxshenzo​:

YEs, okay dope, i’ll put shoes on.

Bring comet. We can get her one of those pup cup things. McDonalds does those, right?

[gradiangabriel]

mcintxshenzo​:

We can go together. But you should probably drive.

I can do that. I’ll come get you.

Originally posted by sebekstan

[gradiangabriel]

mcintxshenzo​:

Can we order McDonalds? Don’t tell my agent, but I was McDonalds fries.

It’ll be our secret. You want to go together? Or I can pick it up and bring it over.

Originally posted by justarandomgirly

[gradiangabriel]

mcintxshenzo​:

You should watch the ISS live feed where you can see space. The other day I saw a picture of Portugal taken from the ISS. I think maybe that would change your mind, then you can come with me.

Watch it with me?

Originally posted by sebastiansource

[gradiangabriel]

mcintxshenzo​:

Man, I wanna go to space.

I wonder if there will be civilian space travel in our lifetime. I think I would be too scared to go to be honest.

Originally posted by unearthlydust

[gradiangabriel]

mcintxshenzo​:

Man, the astronauts phones must change every like… I don’t know, a lot of times in one day.

They could make a game out of it. Could be fun.

Originally posted by barneswilsonrogers

[gradiangabriel]

mcintxshenzo​:

Wait — that’s our phones doing it itself? I thought I just changed it whenever I went somewhere and forgot.

Yeah. They use the gps to tell when you cross the line and then switch over automatically. Your memory’s not that bad. Well, most of the time.

Originally posted by notafunkiller

[gradiangabriel]

mcintxshenzo​:

They probably don’t even know, Gabe. Oh my God, I didn’t even think of that. That’s fuckin’ wild, oh my God. I need to sit down.

The clock in the station probably changes, like our phones do when we cross a time zone. It must be confusing to keep track of though.

Originally posted by sebaizn

[mcintxshenzo]

Okay so like, i’ve been getting stoned and watching the live feed from the camera on the outside of the International Space Station, and i’ve come to the realisation that the astronauts are basically time travelling every 93 minutes. So keep with me right, like i’ve thought this through — the date line thing right? Like Australia can be on 8am on May 17th, meanwhile it’s 4pm on May 16th in San Francisco, okay. And the ISS, it’s orbit, it’s going around the Earth, it’s passing by Australia and making it’s way towards America and South America going over the date line, so they’ve just gone from May 17th in Australia to May 16th in the USA, basically travelling BACK in time a day. Time travel is real people. Open your eyes.

[gradiangabriel]

I wonder if the astronauts get really bad jet lag from that.