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enzo noah mcintosh hey there! you've reached enzo mcintosh! i'm probably sitting in a cringy coffee shop right now, saying "this is the best caramel iced latte i've ever had in my life"! 25 ● fashion model ● chaotic good i love photography, especially abstact and portrait, and i'll never miss a san fran giants game! i also love animals, people, plants, music, animals, and candles. that's about it really. :)      cameras and coastlines   now i'm just colourblind

[asher-mccarthy]

This might seem like a bit of a stupid question, but does anybody have any date ideas? I can't seem to come up with anything that doesn't involve going to see a movie or out for dinner and I'm looking for something a bit more exciting.

[mcintxshenzo]

asher-mccarthy​:

This might seem like a bit of a stupid question, but does anybody have any date ideas? I can’t seem to come up with anything that doesn’t involve going to see a movie or out for dinner and I’m looking for something a bit more exciting.

I had this really good idea, but I got so excited that I starting Googling things for my idea and now i’ve forgotten what the idea was. McDonald’s breakfast is fun, though.

[mcintxshenzo]

ghcstfm​:

would i lie about something as serious as space diapers??

What? Nah, you’re messin’. They have special toilets, right?

[mcintxshenzo]

evanmcintosh​:

You want a break from being us? Ha. News flash, family doesn’t get a break from being family. Unless you want to disown me like mom and dad, then go ahead but then I’m done. Sure Milo and I fucking tear at eachothers guts but I know he always has my back and I thought you did too. Sorry a fucking joke made you want out of the family. I’ll stop being a fucking inconvenience to you now.

Originally posted by caroildanvers

I would never disown you — wanting a break doesn’t mean I want you to stop being my brother, i’m never going to want that, but I can’t talk to you about this if you’re just going to fly off on one. This is what I mean, man, I just want to have an open conversation, i’m not going to argue with you.

[mcintxshenzo]

patrick-stclarington​:

I could see how that would be super annoying. If only there was a way for you to switch if off when you’re doing something important.

Yeah, I mean, I can take pills, but they just make me like... I don’t know, slow, like not like me? I don’t really like them. Just don’t tell my Mom that, she’s neurotic as hell.

[mcintxshenzo]

asher-mccarthy​:

It was really rough. I wish I could say this was the first time or the last time that this will happen but it won’t be. Thanks Enzo. That really means a lot, actually.

I guess maybe each time it’ll just get a bit easier, maybe? I mean, I hope, because that’s gonna take a toll on you. But hey, I can just make you feel better after each time either way, so it’s cool.

[mcintxshenzo]

asher-mccarthy​:

15 times a day?! Wow, that’s actually ridiculous. I guess the Earth is smaller than we thought then.

Nah, the Earth is big as heck, the ISS is just like, super fast I guess.

[mcintxshenzo]

gradiansamevans​:

I usually just copy everybody else. So if everybody gets it wrong, then I get it wrong too. I’m terrible at remembering which bin is when.

We should make a bindicator. I saw it online once, someone made it, it lights up the colour of the bin you’re supposed to put out.

[mcintxshenzo]

evanmcintosh​:

Are you? That’s rich considering I’ve barely heard from you since I OD’d. I get it, I’m a crappy brother, idk what more you want from me considering I don’t give a fuck that you smoke. I was just bantering with you.

Originally posted by caroildanvers

Yeah, because I haven’t wanted to talk to you, or Milo, because being the brother of you both is exhausting and it’s okay for me to think about myself before I try and be the battered middle man between you both sometimes. Doesn’t mean i’m not happy for you, it means I want a break from being a freakin’ McIntosh — and you know, maybe biting at someone who’s just telling you that something is bothering them is half the issue. At least if you told me something I said upset you, I wouldn’t try and make it your fault. Give me a fucking break.

[mcintxshenzo]

mcintoshmilo​:

… It won’t last long. 

Why do you insist on making everything worse? Leave him alone.

[mcintxshenzo]

evanmcintosh​:

And they say I’m the sensitive one… Maybe the drugs were bad for me.

Originally posted by timbradford

Okay, because that’s really making it better. Like yeah, I get it, you’re sober and i’m really fuckin’ happy for you and proud of you man, but you’re kind of acting like you’re better than me just because I smoke some weed and you don’t anymore. It seriously blows.

[mcintxshenzo]

gradiansamevans​:

Yeah, exactly. Like, there would be people flying to the other side of the world and literally just losing a day. Like, it’s just gone.

Calendars would just be like, totally obsolete. I have to write on my calendar in the kitchen which bin gets emptied every Tuesday now that it’s normal bin on week and recycling the next because I can never remember, how am I gonna know which bin has to go up the driveway?

[mcintxshenzo]

asher-mccarthy​:

I still can’t believe that it can be one day here and the next day somewhere else. It’s wild!

Not even one day, bro! It only takes 93 minutes for the ISS to go all the way around the Earth, that’s like... hang on, I gotta use a calculator... almost 15.5 times in one day.

[mcintxshenzo]

asher-mccarthy​:

Yes, you can ask that. I was trying to help a patient that came in and I couldn’t figure out what was going on with her and she died.

Oh man, that’s super tough. I don’t think I could be a doctor ‘cause i’d get way too sad about that. You’re like, mega fuckin’ tough dude.

[mcintxshenzo]

patrick-stclarington​:

I still love how your mind works. You always make me sit down and think about things.

It’s cool sometimes, like I have like, cool ass theories that i’ve made up about random stuff, but it’s sort of hella noisy upstairs sometimes. Like, you’re taking an exam but your brain is just singing a song, it’s not where it’s at.

[mcintxshenzo]

gradiansamevans​:

Timezones are wild, man. But I feel like astronauts must live in their own timezone otherwise they must get super confused all the time.

Like Greenwich Space Time, or some shit. That’s a wild timezone man, like imagine if timezones just fuckin’ moved. Like you woke up tomorrow and it was Pacific time. My brain could not.

[mcintxshenzo]

ghcstfm​:

You know spacemen wear diapers in space??

What?? For real?

[mcintxshenzo]

evanmcintosh​:

Hey I’m the one that has to be sober, how do you think I feel? You know I’m just messing with you, right? It’s the brotherly thing to do.

Originally posted by johannawrites

Sure didn’t feel like you were “just messing with me”.