Gradient Lament

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[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[bludraws094]

[bowlby4]

[gradientlament]

Dubious bit of labor folklore but I heard a story about a SF dockworker in the era before the '34 general strike who apparently built himself a ford model-T out of parts he painstakingly stole, one at a time, from his job. Unimaginable hustle. amazing.

[achillesinhighheels]

[theehorsepusssy]

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[yamada-ryo]

genuinely the best 2 word combo ive seen all year

[sanrio-stud]

Unit 8200 - Wikipedia

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[gradientlament]

burning hot seething takepost in the pipeline but I'm forcing myself to make 1 funny post first to maintain the appearence of someone who enjoys things

[sqrt-73]

screw ray bradburys 6 word poem. here’s my 2 word one:

Keep reading

[dungeonmastersdiary]

[alexaloraetheris]

We used paper cutouts glued to toothpicks and stabbed into erasers, but I like this idea better.

[inbabylontheywept]

For a college game, I used an entire box of candy canes as a size colossal monstrous zombie grasshopper, and then when it died I ripped the box open and used the candy canes as size large monstrous parasitic horsehair worms erupting from its corpse. Nobody actually wanted to eat them after that so I took them home and ground them into a powder with a pestle, intending to add it to my hot cocoas. But I didn’t wash the pestle very well last time after using it to crush garlic and chilis, so I accidentally made chili-garlic-mint powder and then I tried serving that cocoa at a later D&D sesh, and we were all baffled at why it tasted so horrible until I was like oh my god it’s the ground up zombie ass worms. I contaminated them with garlic and chilis. And the group was like YOU GROUND UP THE ZOMBIE ASS WORMS AND FED THEM TO US which seemed like a lot of fuss over what would have otherwise been free and delicious cocoa. Then after that before taking any snacks they’d ask did you perchance put any zombie ass chili-garlic worm powder in this?, and then refuse to eat until I said None.

Which they thought was very funny, even if I was slightly less amused, but I bided my time until they got tired of the joke and stopped specifically asking. Then I poured all the remaining zombie ass chili-garlic worm powder into a bag of party mix. The first guy to take a bite spluttered, and I laughed, and everyone said WHAT DID BABS DO, and I said THE WOOOORMS… YOU FORGOT TO ASK… OHMYGOD… and then I laughed so hard I actually cried. Derailed the start time almost an hour.

Oh that was a wonderful day.

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[gradientlament]

Okay but the feeling after eating a lot of good food, showering, brushing+flossing, and getting into a well made bed with clean sheets.... fuckkkkk

[gradientlament]

I'm now trying to find my f|oss, which has somehow dissapeared in the last 12h? how do you loose *floss*?

[gradientlament]

This is the other one and I couldn't agree less. Hunger is the best spice and exhaustion the best pillow, and *I* dont need the artificial mint flavor to fall asleep, even after using baking soda or unflavoured toothpaste. Unlike someone.

[gradientlament]

Thinking of getting a waterpick, even if it's the cause of our divorce

[gradientlament]

Dont let the good be the enemy of the perfect

[gradientlament]

So wearing a maid dress while I do chores started as a bit...

[debian-official]

puppygirl that not only fetches but also decodes and executes

[vim-official]

counterintelligence tgirl

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[gradientlament]

Okay but the feeling after eating a lot of good food, showering, brushing+flossing, and getting into a well made bed with clean sheets.... fuckkkkk

[gradientlament]

I'm now trying to find my f|oss, which has somehow dissapeared in the last 12h? how do you loose *floss*?

[gradientlament]

This is the other one and I couldn't agree less. Hunger is the best spice and exhaustion the best pillow, and *I* dont need the artificial mint flavor to fall asleep, even after using baking soda or unflavoured toothpaste. Unlike someone.

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[gradientlament]

Okay but the feeling after eating a lot of good food, showering, brushing+flossing, and getting into a well made bed with clean sheets.... fuckkkkk

[gradientlament]

I'm now trying to find my f|oss, which has somehow dissapeared in the last 12h? how do you loose *floss*?