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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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DEAR READER

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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@grafeme
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im suddenly reminded of preteens testing their new boundaries by swearing as much as they can as offensively as they can when they’re out of earshot of any authority figures so just as a primer to people new to the hellsite:
don’t say shit like k1ll or unalive or you will be made fun of
you’re allowed to say shit like im going to rip elon musk apart with my bare hands like a rampaging chimpanzee. nobody cares
wishing death upon random tumblr users is still unacceptable. we are all just some guy. don’t be fucking rude.
you leave neil gaiman alone. he’s nice.
you FUCKING leave lynda carter alone. she’s nice.
With all due respect, we know the answer to this.
This is the best spiderman movie ever
My reality!
It’s official. I have seen EVERYTHING.
A GAY JEWISH WEDDING WHERE THEY RODE IN ON A HORSE DRESSED AS A UNICORN
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How to Pack Luggage?
Gettin ready for my trip :’3
Okay for real this shit fuckin WORKS.
I put all of my long sleeved shirts on the bottom, with the sleeves hanging out, then I put in all of my pants, then I rolled up all of my short sleeved shirts, panties, long socks, and put them in the middle. Then I put a hoodie and two pairs of shorts on top of that, folded over all of the sleeves and pant legs and BAM. I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF.
My mom taught me this method when I moved to DC via plane.
dont give children’s coloring books to college students
admiring the stockings. 1940’s.
#[40S COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER VOICE] WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS? GALS BEING PALS
Fun fact: Though being gay in the 40s sucked, being gay in the military was easier, and pretty common. There were apparently, at one point in time time so many lesbians in the military that when they tried to crack down on it, the girls wrote back and said “Look I can give you the names, but you’ll lose some of your best officers, and half your nurses and secretaries.” And they pretty much shut up about it unless you were especially bad at subtlety. (Source: Odd Girls and Twilight Lovers. A good source for gay history from 1900s onwards.)
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out.’ We’re going to get rid of them.”
"I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary. who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’
"And he kind of was taken aback a bit. And then this woman standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the general pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelps’s name may be second, but mine will be first.’
"Then I looked at him, and I said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all of the drivers—every woman in the WAC detachment—and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us—then I’ll be happy to make the list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancies. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, sir, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious service.’
"And he said, ‘Forget the order.’
- The Gay Metropolis: The Landmark History of Gay Life in America
Be sure to rotate your owls every 6,000 miles. [video]
Video: Little Dog Tackles Cat to Steal Toy
In Germany you can play pong with the person on the other side of traffic lights
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