Optimistic Thoughts of a Pessimist Mind

[spart117mc-blog]

random showerthought

Writing a good story is like being SO. It’s not about the big gestures its about the day to day.

[spart117mc-blog]

Goddamn, all characters look amazing in shoulder holsters

[radroachmeat2-deactivated202012]

[indianmidgetninja]

Unmute this

[pokemon-photography]

[constarlations]

This is the money Charizard. Reblog and you will money tomorrow.

[everyonelovesrobots]

That first edition Base set Holo Charizard with shadowless border (meaning first print) is actually worth about $5k+ if in mint condition so hell fucking yeah I’ll reblog the Money Charizard.

[chyronsmaiden]

Mass Effect - Planets

[spart117mc-blog]

I think a cement factory is going up in flames in my hometown right now.

[spart117mc-blog]

Technically she's my aunt

Mom: I forgot, you're born in the year of the dog aren't you?

Me: Seriously? How could you forget? Are you even my mom?

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overhearing family watching bible movie outside

Mom: They say Eve is better than Adam

Mom: God at least made Eve from a rib

Mom: He just made Adam out of dirt

[downlo]

This excellent visual representation of that old scam, “trickle down economics”, has been all over Twitter recently.

[baby-revenge]

And then the glass on top gets too big and too full and all the other little glasses below it break and then they all shatter.

[aquarian-sunchild]

And the big glass blames the little glasses for not working hard enough to hold it up.

[thehistoryoftheladder]

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

[spart117mc-blog]

1: What's a datapad?

2: Think tablet, but IN SPAC- wait a minute.

[raspberrychainsaw]

Squad up. 

[spart117mc-blog]

Battlefantasy XIII, Anakin returns

[refinery29]

[tepitome]

Obama drops the dad joke of 2015.

[gaeree]

[justbabyharpseals]

what

[taylakrueger]

I swear this is the best shit ever

[mythika]

I.. don’t know how to feel ‘bout this.

[micdotcom]

Muslims protect Christians in Kenya bus attack

According to the BBC, gunmen ambushed a bus in Kenya, attempting to divide those on board based on religion. However, the Muslim passengers reportedly refused to split. More information on the deadly attack and act of bravery.

[pixiesstolemyapples]

this will get the minimum amount of news coverage in the states and this makes me sad

[outofcontextdnd]

The ten year old just slowly pulls out her gun

-during our christmas special session (via outofcontextdnd)

[the-hero-of-ages]

my friend just posted this on my facebook wall and i got stupidly happy(i’m a fedex driver)

i’ve been working longer hours with no overtime pay for the past month so i kinda maybe hope you all appreciate us lol

[the-hero-of-ages]

I posted this last year and I feel like I gotta bring it back cuz damn this season is crazy!

[poo189]

As a Fedex Courier…thank you

[zebraontherocks]

I order pretty much everything off the internet you guys are basically my heros

[bitchwhoyoukiddin]

Putting this right here (US-based, obvs), because not only does the US Postal service deliver considerably more than FedEx or UPS COMBINED, they also haul a ton of those FedEx and UPS packages from point A. to point B. So!  While I do very much appreciate the work FedEx and UPS drivers and companies do (you guys are great!), let’s not forget our Post Office workers who also have mandatory overtime for the same pay.

I LOVE THE POST OFFICE. <3

[selflessnewyorker-deactivated20]

^^^ same. I did 70% of my Christmas gift online because I didn’t have enough time off to reach the stores so thank you guys very much. Y'all clutch af

[mielparaoshun]

Post people are my favorite people.

[horrormuppet]

@ all the Star Wars fans who don’t think Leia is force sensitive…. who do you think Yoda was talking about when he said “no, there is another?” Lando? R2-D2? The Sarlacc Pit? Three-time Academy Award winner Meryl Streep?

[spart117mc-blog]

Its not like Leia had three kids all of which were force sensitive

or ever used a lightsaber

or chose to become an apprentice in her mid 50s

or became a full knight in just five years

or was the daughter of one of the most powerful Sith in the galaxy

or was the twin sister of a jedi

its not as if Leia has been accepted as force sensitive for over three fucking decades.