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This Sunday afternoon I was running for a tram and there was a knock at the door

I live in a city where you don't use the front door so thought "I'm already on my way out, I'll see who it is when I get round the front" (there's too much stuff in the way to even open the front door)

So I get to the front door and

... OK yeah I was a bit surprised.

baddywronglegs

A few friends know about this meme, live in the same city as me and know my address.

Four were at home and had yet to find a walrus with which to do this bit.

Two were about to leave the house to be somewhere else (same place I was going).

One is apparently in France.

Not one of them admits knows who did this.

I'm not ruling out the possibility they all know exactly who did it.

baddywronglegs

We're trying to figure out who it was on Discord and virtually everyone is saying "I wanted to, I planned on, but I didn't have the time" or "I couldn't find an appropriate walrus" or "I'd have given it fairy wings"

I feel like I'm in a reverse Murder On The Orient Express situation (spoilers I guess, sorry) where everyone had motive no-one had means but the victim just died anyway. Or in this case, received a walrus.

I'm being absolutely Agatha Christie'd on with a plush pinniped.

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I have never seen this post before but tumblr already said I liked it. And I do like it

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Just in case you were wondering why it’s getting pushed through ASAP

andhumanslovedstories

I never wanted to get into tiktok because I knew that it would consume my attention span and utterly destroy me the second I allowed it a finger-hold into my life, but then I was like “well but I do like short videos, I feel like with the amount of youtube shorts I watch, I’m basically already on tiktok,” so I downloaded tiktok proper, instantly spent literally seven hours straight trapped in its vortex, stayed up too late, stayed up a bit later, passed out with a headache, and then woke up and kept watching tiktok to the point I was late for work. When I reported this to Cyrus, they watched me until I deleted it my phone. Cyrus was like “it’s kinda impressive that you always said this is what would happen if you were on TikTok and then it happened exactly as you said it would,” and I was like “yeah I’m the queen of knowing myself.” And in that vein: hey future Sarah. Don’t download it again. You’re already thinking about it. What do you think will be different. I know the answer that just popped into your head, and I wanna say, hey bitch, more willpower WHERE

andhumanslovedstories

I also immediately started bargaining with Cyrus the second they were like “delete it.” I was like “maybe I can just make tiktoks but not watch any? FINE I’ll delete it.” it is nice to know my first instinct was if I can’t have other people’s content, I can just diy myself. It’s an instinct I basically never have with anything else except short stories with wasted premises and most deceivingly simple knitting projects.