Shit IB Kids Say

IB kids & our teachers say the weirdest shit... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The only thing worse than school is no school

Mr. Larkin

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Don't let me hold you back from putting Beyoncé in your presentation.

Connor M

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Oh, it's the Batphone

Mme. Gladstone

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I award you with no points, & may God have mercy on your soul.

Connor H

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The station has left the train

Isabel

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Connor H: (to Gavin) Your dad took you Nevada & you didn't go to a brothel?

Nolan: Coach Butler & Gavin pull up to a brothel

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O'Daniel: My conservative...

O'D: My racist student & I had differing opinions

Lemieux: You started with conservative & switched to not offend the conservatives ?

O'D: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Psychic Psycho Sidekick

Rose

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England looks cool but it's cold & all they have is Indian food

Mr. O’Daniel

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Rotten fruit is the gift that keeps on giving

Connor H

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Alex H: What's one tradition we uphold just for the sake of it being a tradition?

Connor H: Circumcision

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Total War

Connor H: It's totally war, bruh

Alex H: It's a war-war

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Mr. Lemieux: Nolan! You're battling guerillas! What do you do?

Nolan: I give them bananas.

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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. You may just not hear it.

Mme. Gladstone

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Taking the sheep to the pig barn means to finish your homework

Kofi

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I HATE rich people

Matt

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Whatchu mean Melinda Boone doesn't care about my personal health & well-being?

Matt

(Melinda Boone is the superintendent)