tell me I'm your national anthem

The mom friend/wine aunt and hottest of messes. Semi-hiatus due to grad school. Here you'll find MCU, X-Men, Les Mis, Disney, cute dogs, and whatever else catches my eye. Check out my M*A*S*H blog at hawkhunnicutt. Icon credit goes to perfectopposite.

[halfsavages-deactivated20200621]

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve a sword. i am true. i am loyal. i despise treacherous men. what else do you need? knight me already

[dreamfall-deactivated20220922]

letting a traumatized character have their happy ending where they can recover from their trauma will always be a thousand times more powerful than killing them off for shock value

[michaelblume]

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

[oknope]

I still care about my grades but have no motivation to do any type of work????????????????????

[follow-championsofmyheart]

i know people sneak food into the theatre all the time anyway but in light of endgame coming out this week and as a worker in a movie theatre i am BEGGING yall to 

1. SNEAK FOOD IN. PLEASE. THE LINES FOR POPCORN ARE GOING TO BE HELL FOR ALL OF US. BRING A BACKPACK AND STUFF IT WITH SNACKS I AM  B E G G I N G  YOU (NOT WAITING IN LINE ALSO MEANS YOU GET INTO THE THEATRE FASTER. OK. IF YOU HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR US DO THIS FOR YOURSELF)

2. CLEAN. UP. AFTER. YOUR. GOD. DAMN. SELVES. SO MANY PEOPLE LEAVE THEIR TRASH JUST IN THE THEATRE FOR US TO CLEAN UP AFTER THE MOVIE IS OVER AND WE ARE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE. WE DONT HAVE  T I M E  TO GO UP ALL THE STEPS AND GRAB YOUR HALF EATEN BAGS OF POPCORN. TAKE YOUR TRASH WITH YOU AND TELL OTHER PEOPLE TOO. (this also means it takes less time for us to clean the theatre so you get into your show faster)

3. BUY YOUR TICKETS ONLINE DONT WALK IN ON THE DAY OF AND BUY A TICKET BECAUSE A. YOURE GOING TO GET A BAD SEAT AND B. TICKET LINES ARE GOING TO BE HELL, SO, AGAIN, YOU’LL GET INTO YOUR THEATRE FASTER IF YOU BUY YOUR TICKETS ONLINE.

WE ARE MINIMUM WAGE WORKERS AND THIS IS A STRESSFUL TIME FOR US. WE KNOW YOUR FAVES ARE DYING BUT SO ARE WE

[riverselkie-deactivated20190510]

simultaneously wishing i were a woodland fairy, a maiden in the scottish highlands who is actually a selkie, a victorian naturalist who scandalously wears pants, a 1960s schoolgirl by the sea, a friendly forest witch, a reef-dwelling mermaid, a ghostly gothic heroine, or maybe a cat

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[theleftnippleofarcher]

watched some blowjob vid and the dude literally put a flower in the girl’s hair while she was working it. and they say romance is dead

[ramoorebooks-deactivated2024011]

The writer's blessing:

May you write 1,500 words with ease. May your characters be lively and not cardboard. May you need little editing. May your muse visit you as soon as you sit. May the Internet not distract you much. May your phone lie dormant while you write.

[feministism]

[emmas]

lmfao

[macaulaytwins]

No one:

Not a single soul:

Me: ok but they should make a sequel to The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

[kdksndbvzzuziaoaoa]

the only reason i wasn’t a young adult in the 80s is because the universe knew i would do stupid shit

[robert-hadley]

Sidewall, Morris & Co., block-printed on paper.

Source: cooperhewitt.org

[insomniac-arrest]

due to personal reasons I am freezing myself in an iceberg for a hundred years

[frawgs]

imagine being someones dream girl . i almost blacked out thinking abt it

[thoodleoo]

when i die, make sure to bury me with a milkbone so that i can give cerberus a treat when i show up in the underworld