Smooth Sailing

Cassie::18::dogs message me if you want

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[fairycosmos]

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

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cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

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thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

[richassness]

90s babies we’re getting old

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i don’t want to talk about it

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I hate when a woman says she hates something about her body and a man says “I’d still fuck” like that’s suppose to magically clear up my skin and elevate my self esteem.

Plus men will fuck anything. There are men in a mountain somewhere fucking goats cause they gussy is tight. Bye

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gussy

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me when i go outside and see a sunset

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[cinnaluna]

*whispers* homophobia, susan

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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you. (“Egghead” by Bo Burnham, 2013)

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