fallen down the sarchasm

Daisy, 17, England. If u need someone to talk to pls message me whenever u want x

[japcoregalore]

[dirtandspit]

if I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[dutchster]

hey guys i think i got a pretty nice tan over the summer, what do you think?

before:

after:

[suspend]

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

[poetic]

You know your teacher hates your class when your test options are:

A & B 

B & C 

All of the above 

3 of the above answers are correct 

None of the above 

A & sometimes E 

C & maybe D 

B on Fridays 

[baawri]

[nahnopenotmeee-deactivated20200]

omg this made me cry

[proletherian-dictatorship]

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

[duplicatable]

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

[doctorgaylove]

Homophobes who say “but the gay lifestyle leads to depression and higher risks of suicide”.

Like really? And why is that? Whose fault do you think that is?

[ice-solation]

[howaboutdisney]

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

[aliensky-deactivated20201201]

[ofools-deactivated20151107]

Ye olde sext:

[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

[weloveshortvideos]

When cars disrespect the Crosswalk Line

[owl-recluse-deactivated20150626]

omg im tempted to do this next time someone does that

[x6sad9-deactivated20170501]

BEFORE AND AFTER

[folieanoot-deactivated20210116]

GOALS

[walkonmemories-deactivated20180]

both those pics seem so recent tho

[confirmance]

[beben-eleben]

[beigepeony-deactivated20220604]

[angelicbreadroll]

this scene is the reason i breathe

[youtube-feels]

OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY “that’s not ladylike” AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS “SUCK MY ASS” WITH THE MOST SERIOUS LOOK I CANT