gently used gum for sale

wate ♤ 24 ♡ gay as hell ◇ he/him ♧ I love my cats and my fiance. twitter: @chewycoochie insta: @screechingburger

[autisticm0b-deactivated20200910]

i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened

[grindbeef]

dance fucker dance

[cupkekart]

My favorite animal crossing villager: “dhdbebjwodnrvahsidkdmwbshxkckfnsbbzcnkflfpwpaiducyavskxkvmfnsj!”

Me:

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

go crazy aaaaaaaaaaaaa

go stupid aaaaaaaaaa

[lmaonade]

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

[princesstigerbelle]

Blease Momther…. I require the YOGURT

[catasters]

[toobasementpanda]

I dream of this sort of bed-to-body ratio

[sneesler]

man if this isn’t a mood.

[dredsina]

Michael bublé wants to be frank Sinatra but he’s never tried to have woody Allen killed

[princessnijireiki]

#reblog until michael buble is forced to live up to franks good name

[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

those Spotify Wrapped ads are popping up around Chicago and could you imagine seeing a fucking billboard calling you out specifically. like, if i saw an ad that said “to the person in Chicago who listened to a playlist called ‘depwession’ for 800 hours…please call a therapist” i’d fly to Spotify HQ with the head of Ed Sheeran and declare war on their kind

[wumblr]

bec, much like the creme brulee brownie recipe, the spotify ads are not real. they were written by advertisers. they are telling lies. writing is fake. i know this in my heart to be true because i have LOOKED for the clam meditation playlist

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

several things about this reply haunt me. first of all this person referred to me by first name even tho i don’t know them, my name’s not on my blog, and they don’t follow me. second of all they told me something that is almost certainly true and i am 100% galaxy brained over it. can u dm me? tell me secrets

[youngcokedeal]

She succ me thru

the fire and the flames

[lesbianshepard]

making posts about how tumblr is going to die and about how nothing is going to happen 

[miiriya]

[death-hangs-deactivated20181023]

this is so fucking shallow and gross

[woalwayshenlei-deactivated20190]

Wanting to know how someone views the world and certain groups of people == shallow?

[ouferrat]

HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME BASED ON MY VALUES AND THE CONTENT OF MY CHARACTER???

[thatfeministkilljoy]

Not wanting to be with someone because their views are incompatible with your own is *literally* the opposite of shallow but okay

[hobbitmilk]

Isabelle says fuck cops

[fishingboatproceeds]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone-de]

john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up

[fishingboatproceeds]

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

10,000 notes, so I guess I should comment. 

On tumblr it’s really easy to make it look like people wrote things they did not write. (Needless to say, I did not write the above text.) 

I find false attribution annoying in general, but here’s what I find particularly offensive about this post.

I get that I’m not the sort of person who seems likely to register a public comment on the smell of balls, so I understand the joke in associating me with the above text. But there’s something else going on here: The author of this poorly written erotica is trying to shame me by saying that I like to give oral sex to people with penises. But that’s NOT SHAMEFUL–there’s nothing wrong with people who like to give oral sex to people with penises.

So I just want to say to anyone who saw this post and may have felt like their sexuality was being used as a way to humiliate me: I’m not humiliated, and you needn’t be either. The only person who should be embarrassed here is the author, who has a lot to learn about both how to insult someone.

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

John Green it’s okay to love dick

[spplmj]

Her prayer was finally answered

[grandmapuncher]

the aces won The Great Discourse and took all the sex off tumblr