Everybody wants to be a Cat..

because a Cat's the only cat who knows where it's at

[roundtop]

Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but. It definitely makes me believe in something.

[fischotterkunst]

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

[fischotterkunst]

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

[oh-lovey]

[heyrosiebee]

🌻 little habits/things to do more of 🌻

dailies

make your bed. (no, really.)

set your top 3 to-dos for the day.

do your top 3 to-dos for the day. (heh)

stretch.

unpack your bag when you get home.

prepare your things for the next day before sleeping.

skincare. (your basic cleanse and moisturize)

sweep the floor of your bedroom.

talk to your plants. (if you have plants)

update your financial report/expense tracker.

take a good photo.

meditate.

hug at least three people. (seriously.)

weeklies

polish your school shoes.

mop your bedroom floor.

dare i say, laundry. (don’t put it off!)

exfoliate.

take a leisure walk.

review your past week and plan your next week accordingly. (a part of your routine may not be working–try something new)

make a piece of art. (a sketch, a collage, a quote in pretty lettering, a god-awful poem..)

sanitize your gadgets. (whip out the wet tissue and wipe away at your phone, your laptop, your mouse, your earphones–just don’t forget to IMMEDIATELY follow that up with a dry cloth to prevent fogging and short circuits)

watch a TED Talk.

make a new playlist.

monthlies

wash your bag.

wash your shoes.

change the sheets of your bed and your pillows.

clip your nails. (honestly)

wax/shave. (if you want. i just really like how fresh my skin feels after i torture it with razors and wax strips)

wipe your shelves/the tops of your furniture clean. (try to avoid dusting. it just scatters the dirt everywhere. use a damp cloth instead)

see if there’s anything in your storage that you don’t need/want anymore and give stuff away or sell them.

review your month and plan the next one accordingly. (just like your weeks. remember to refer to your Life Goal/Year’s Goals page)

finish reading at least one book. (and review it!)

discover new songs.

- 🍂

[grandmastermeukus]

With all the rolls I've been poppin' lately this should be my theme song. "I keep takin', I keep poppin', I keep droppin' Ecstasy!"

[grandmastermeukus]

Patches acquired 👍

[grandmastermeukus]

TFW you're untethered and your rage knows no bounds

[quixiiify]

Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants

So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.

I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).

See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.

 So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.

Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.

Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.

Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.

Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.

Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!

Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.

[grandmastermeukus]

Dope idea

[cryotrash]

Heard this all too many times.

[grandmastermeukus]

My kinda lady

[grandmastermeukus]

"You miss one hundred precent of the shots you don't take.."

- a heroin junkie

[grandmastermeukus]

Dooodle Squaters! Squaters Rights!

[grandmastermeukus]

The Good, The Bad, and The Leftover Crack

[lalaeffbebe]

Up. My mind is racing. I’m contemplating if, since he’s being uncooperative if I should press charges. He hasn’t changed and isn’t trying to better himself so he is basically a menace to society instead of a positive. I have so many screenshots of things And have been trying to be the good guy And think he Really loves me for so long When he has shown nothing but selfishness And hate. The truth is he isn’t trying to change. He doesn’t care about the things he does And how much he has hurt so many people.

1. Criminalized conduct. Spreading an STD when you know you have it is a felony of 10 years. 2. Animal abuse. He has choked and thrown all our animals. 3. Child abuse or endangerment. Assault or attempted murder for punching and choking a pregnant woman. 4. Sexual harassment for harassing my sister after she said no. 5. Theft. 6.Abandonment 7. Child support I could even press charges for him opening my mail without many consent

I don’t even think I’m going to though. Unless he keeps making things worse. Because he is going to die a selfish And greedy little boy. Not a man. Men don’t do the things he has. Men don’t hurt multiple women like this. And I pray he didn’t hurt any other woman but I know that’s a lie. He already hurt Anna and could have given her an STD. I’m afraid to even go get tested Because what if he has worse like HIV? I mean he has those bumps on his back And is really skinny. I don’t know what I would do if I have anything else from him.

[grandmastermeukus]

Sounds like a mf needs to be meeting with Lucille

[grandmastermeukus]

She's got a face like piss

[just-shower-thoughts]

Money can’t buy happiness but… neither can not having money so really it’s better to just have money

[grandmastermeukus]

More money, more drugs, more disparity.

[grandmastermeukus]

Why does Heineken smell like good weed???

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.