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tammi-luvs-boys

First Knowledge

rtpx69originals2

God do I ever want to get hard and throbbing! Then I’d be happy if it even touched any part of ber body!

dogtanian069

plasticbimboworship

Two plastic kitties having fun.

mibagentdee

such a nice problem to have tits so BIG that they are as wide as the stairway also it is the source of my profile pic/banner ha ha

bimbos-n-expanders

Cosmetic surgery nurse takes full advantage of her employee discount program…

alexinvegas

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too-much-is-not-enough

Thirty billion dollars, that's what was on the line. The mean dirty old bastard, over 100, and with no outward signs of dying soon, had whispered the same challenge to every woman who married into the family - the first one to feed him a cupcake from her cleavage, without ever touching it with her hands, got everything.

He'd done this for fifty years, and no one seemed to take him seriously; but over the past decade, a number of ever-expanding bustlines of the family - young and old brides alike - suggested people had finally realized he meant it.

And your wife had led the charge.

Eighteen months, three actual attempts, and four surgeries later, you watched as she desperately tried to lift the cupcake off of the counter, the skin too tight to allow any kind of grip, even less than at her previous size; and venting her frustrations.

"I told you they were too small!" she said, crushing the dessert into mush. "They need to be maybe twice this size!"

Having realised long ago that there was no point in arguing with her - and knowing this wasn't just about the money for her - you set to scheduling an appointment with her surgeon again.