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My name is Grant Mitchell. Manhattan based lawyer and New York Giants fan. I was going to be the next Eli Manning but broke my ankle in college and decided to sue instead. ...Kidding.

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@conradsass: @newyorkgrant you're supposed to have my back you jerk

@newyorkgrant: @conradsass okay then how is this: people might think it says 'sass'?

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@conradsass: @newyorkgrant and here i was thinking that you were my friend

@newyorkgrant: @conradass oh, i am. there's just literally no way i can support you during this

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@conradsass: @newyorkgrant i can feel you mocking me

@newyorkgrant: @conradsass that's because i absolutely am

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@conradsass: i should have never let allie make me an account. i have no idea how to change my name. help me.

@newyorkgrant: this is tragic

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grant and piper; one

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[surprised] Really?

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Jeeze, Pips, why would I be mad?

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grant and piper; one

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Well… aren’t you?

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Am I mad? [shrugs] Nah.

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[gives him an incredulous look] Grant.

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Piper.

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Fine, be a dick about it then. [shrugs and goes back to the paperwork]

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[folds his arms across his chest] You're mad because you slept with me

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[shocked laugh] Both are highly improbable.

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Doubt it.

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[raises her eyebrows as she looks up at him] What’s that supposed to mean?

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It means that you're still either mad at yourself for falling head over heels for me or you're mad at me for being so handsome and irresistable.

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[huffs] What cold shoulder?

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The one that doesn't have the chip on it.

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[slaps his hand away]

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[rolls his eyes] So. Rough estimation of when the cold shoulder is going to end?

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[pulls a face at him]

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[prods her shoulder] I'm taking your silence as an agreement.

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[scoffs] Oh, right, yeah, okay. [rolls her eyes and grabs a new file]

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Am I lying?

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[pauses, then stands so their faces are inches apart] Fall all over themselves for you. [plucks the coffee from his hand and sits back down abruptly, taking a sip and cradling the cup to her]

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Hmm, who knows? [raises an eyebrow at her when she sits back down] Whatever it is, it worked on you.

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You’d think there’d be a reason girls always - hey! [laughs despite herself as she tries to grab the coffee back] Buy your own!

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[hols the coffee away from her, smirking] There'd be a reason girls what?