The Zealot @grapefruide - Tumblr Blog

wow these fruit caves sure are dark and sinister... luckily i have this trail of string i've been leaving on the winding path down, so i surely can't be lost! :) *the camera pans to reveal the string, cut just far enough behind me as to go unnoticed and be dragged astray*

(steeples my fingers together)

#loving this #grapefruit #lone tree #🇨🇦 fruit time

dollcoil

*goes in your illegal fruit caves w/ sword in hand and a suspiciously scant amount of lamp oil*

my teethed smile grins so wide that it threatens to spill off the sides of my face

#just like old times...#grapefruit #lone tree #🇨🇦 fruit time

ingydars

Omg your art idea in 2025 is to post photos of grapefruits because they look like pussies? That's really groundbreaking and provocative man should I call the MoMA

grapefruide

why is this on my dash. i do not condone this

#grapefruit #lone tree #🇨🇦 fruit time

feminist-dinosaur27

Idk how to explain it but grapefruit is the biggest backstabbing bitch of a fruit out there. Like it’s so pretty and pink and by looking at it you’d think it was just a silly little innocent orange, but it’s actually really bitter and nasty.

grapefruide

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. People like you will be PURGED in the new world. No person who deserves to LIVE has nothing less than love and respect for ALL FRUITS. Especially grapefruit. The best of all. The nost delightful citrus, beautiful and sweet. Hope you like having grapefruit juice in your eyes, unbeliever.

feminist-dinosaur27

I’m sorry I needed to bring this back this is my favourite interaction I have EVER had. I love people. I still don’t like grapefruit

grapefruide

some people will never learn 😑

#grapefruit #lone tree #🇨🇦fruit time

You are so dedicated I love you

uuuuhhhhhh thanks lol

#grapefruit #lone tree #🇨🇦fruit time

babyteethyy

Grapefruit Stimboard 🩷🧡

🧡 - 🩷 - 🧡

🩷 - 🧡 - 🩷

🧡 - 🩷 - 🧡

#stimboard #grapefruit #lone tree #🇨🇦 fruit time

maryhwan

#why was this tagged grapefruit #this is not a grapefruit #grapefruit #lone tree #🇨🇦 fruit time

guess who's got followers? not the tree of growth. me, actually 😏

#grapefruit #lone tree #🇨🇦 fruit time

could someone tell me what's happening with the case and chad? i haven't checked to news because reddit told me not to but i want to know whats happening

#and before you ask yes i have tried the fruit god #hes not the most useful with this sort of thing and thats ok #grapefruit #lone tree #fruit time

the fruit god always forgives ME my trespasses. not so for others. i am Special 🙏❤️🍇🍊

#fruit god praise #grapefruut #lone tree #🇨🇦 fruit time

wait fuck have i really gone this long w\out changing my ask buttton fuck fuck fuck

#i havent served the eye in ages ugggghhhh #im so bad at thisssss #grapefruit #lone tree #🇨🇦 fruit time

but like seriously can anyone ever be completely sure of their sanity? like how do you know for sure? how can you ever be sure? have you ever been sure? have i? only the fruit god knows

#grapefruit #lone tree #🇨🇦 fruit time

cherryfleischer-deactivated2026

u make a dumbass post saying something like "men who eat fruit are gay" and some yeehaw trad cath white woman with lana del rey as her profile picture responds with "my boyfriend is straight and he loves eating fruit. he's been bullied since he was 7 years old for eating fruit. he still has nightmares about school children calling him gay fruit boy.... delete this disgusting post"