crackin’ open a cold one

Stardew Valley side blog. Simply do not refer to me [/lh]. Not a minor, but please no NSFW asks.

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Forgot to mention this sooner, but feel free to let me know if you want anything tagged! I generally don’t think to tag things unless I’m specifically asked to. No judging here

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ummm guys....

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more of them

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#sharveynation rise up

[jun-hug]

I drew cats from stardew valley :D

kofi | commissions | instagram

❗Do not reupload anywhere❗

[bobzarchive]

THE best doctor.

[kababalagharn]

New art-style featuring pickle lover and chicken man

[chimaerakid]

🫣🫣

[rotenkehl]

hehe Harvey stardew valley

[ranaraeuchle]

Sketching more Stardew trash. This time, the talk between bipolar alcoholic and his doctor.

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This scene is forever ill cherish,,

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Stardew Valley Incorrect Quotes but it's mostly the elder trio (Harvey, Elliott, Shane) having one shared brain cell (plus farmer and the others making Harvey panic)

This is so damn long...

Cw for mentions of alcohol and blood

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Farmer: So you're sure?

Harvey: Yes, I'm sure.

Farmer: Are you SURE?

Harvey: Yes Farmer, I'm very sure of this.

Farmer: Proof?

Harvey: Well anyone who had common sense knows that getting attacked by several flying lizards while breathing in green smog is very unhealthy and can possibly kill you-

Farmer already pulling our an Oasis Totem: Not convinced *teleports*

Harvey: I- I... Maru get the surgical tools preped again...

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Shane: So let me get this straight.

Shane: You went to medical school for like, 20 years or something

Shane: Just to tell me I need to stop drinking so damn much?

Harvey: Short answer, yes. Long answer, if you stopped drinking you'd be able to stay conscious and coherent enough to remember it.

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Harvey: *just trying to vibe at the Stardrop Saloon*

Shane: *almost unconscious in the corner*

Elliott: *dancing on a table*

Farmer: *is covered in blood and rock dust*

Harvey: ...

Harvey: Gus, cancel the coffee, I'll take vodka instead...

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Harvey: I have passed the transitional stage of being a complete geek.

Harvey: I was entering some thing on the computer at work today, and was putting in the order code for some medications, which is 4040. For some reason the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong, and the screen flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".

Harvey: And I wheezed so loud that Maru throught I got hurt.

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Harvey: Pardon the intrusion, but-

Shane: On this moment or just my life in general?

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Shane, seeing Harvey standing above him in the Clinic: Well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

Marnie: *stands next to Harvey*

Shane: Oh shit.

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Harvey: Shane got into another fight...

Elliott: Why, that's horrible!

Elliott: ...

Elliott: Did he at least win?

Shane walking in covered in chicken feathers: DAMN RIGHT I DID!!

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Harvey, sitting on his bed after a long day: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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Harvey: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Elliott, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

Shane with cauliflower tied to a string and stick: Hehe-

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Shane: I think I need a hug...

Elliott: Then it's a good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Shane: You uh, you can let go now.

Elliott: No, I absolutely can not.

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Shane: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really fucking ugly.

Elliott on the bottom bunk: Screw off Shane.

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Farmer: Every zoo is technically a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Harvey: I’m VERY worried about you.

Shane: Hey, that lion looks pretty friendly and like they need a good pat.

Elliott: Shane no-

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Elliott: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc once again.

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Anyone who meets Shane: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Shane: Yes.

Shane: Don't think you're special because of it, now leave me alone.

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Elliott: *stands in the middle of the ocean with his clothing on*

Harvey: *visibility cringing inwards on the ground*

Shane: ...

Shane: I'm joining him-

Harvey: DON'T YOU DARE-

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Elliott: Hello doctor! I've come to ask for for one of your Fever tests.

Harvey slowly turning around: Fever... test...?

Maru: *audibly laughing from another room*

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Elliott: You know, I learned that urinating on a jellyfish sting can help alleviate the pain it causes!

Shane: So, piss on the jellyfish?

Harvey, who is struggling to not go on a rant about how incorrect that is and why is wouldn't work: Don't piss on the jellyfish please...

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Shane: The doctors can small fear...

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Elliott: You know, chlorine is just pool spice...

Shane:

Shane: Ok that's enough for today-

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You can tell I wrote this with very little sleep lol

[sophocused]

day 5 of looking out for myself | Haley, Emily, and Abigail in my world where as a 2nd gen south-east asian immigrant, i've never seen people who look like me or like anything outside of the sharp/tiny nosed, fair-skinned, straight hair get hype. also entirely self-indulgent art is where im headed towards, not just what i think people will like. just drawing what i like.

my favourite thing to draw now are noses, wide, flat noses 💛

[buffalochickenwing]

More Harvey Headcanons! 🎧🍷✈️

people seemed to like the last set I wrote so here's some more!

I think of Harvey as being a pretty quirky guy, especially once you get to know him. In my mind, I think he’s eerily similar to Dale Cooper in Twin Peaks (shared coffee addiction too, c’mon).

Harvey has a genuine interest in vintage fashion. Not the juicy couture sweatsuits and low-rise jeans “vintage” that the kiddos are talking about on TikTok (though that would actually be kinda funny), I’m talking how men dressed in the 1920s-1950s type vintage. I think he gets it from his fascination for history, though he’s a little too scared to actually dress that way.

He takes grooming very seriously- he likely has more shower products than his partner! He always keeps his hair and mustache trimmed neatly and takes pride in being a skincare addict. Seriously, you’ll catch this man reapplying his sunscreen every few hours (and he’ll encourage his partner to as well).

Harvey usually drinks his coffee black but has a sweet spot for the seasonal flavors that come out around fall/winter time. He loves pumpkin spice lattes, as long as they’re from a smaller cafe that uses high quality beans!

If you give him bread and butter pickles he won’t trust you. He thinks they’re a disgrace.

Harvey listens to lo-fi beats playlists on YouTube sometimes while he works. Maru introduced him to them and they both agree that they make pleasant background noise.

Speaking of noise, he cannot for the life of him sleep with a TV on. He’s a very light sleeper and the commercials tend to jolt him out of his slumber.

Harvey’s not usually a beer drinker, but he does enjoy a good stout every now and then (for anyone that’s never had one or isn’t old enough to have one 👀 they kind of taste like coffee)!

He owns a million books that he’s never read but is constantly buying more. New books are his weakness- it’s the one impulse that he can’t say no to (try to keep him from going to his favorite bookstores, I dare you).

I don’t think Harvey is a fan of playing video games, but sooner or later he figures out about Microsoft flight simulator and becomes completely obsessed with it!

okay, all done for now! if anyone wants me to write more (or potentially some for a different sdv character) let me know? this is actually pretty fun (and it’s helping me with ideas for my fic)!

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Coffee in the morning ☕

[chimaerakid]

pride!!!