Stardew Valley Incorrect Quotes but it's mostly the elder trio (Harvey, Elliott, Shane) having one shared brain cell (plus farmer and the others making Harvey panic)
Cw for mentions of alcohol and blood
Harvey: Yes Farmer, I'm very sure of this.
Harvey: Well anyone who had common sense knows that getting attacked by several flying lizards while breathing in green smog is very unhealthy and can possibly kill you-
Farmer already pulling our an Oasis Totem: Not convinced *teleports*
Harvey: I- I... Maru get the surgical tools preped again...
Shane: So let me get this straight.
Shane: You went to medical school for like, 20 years or something
Shane: Just to tell me I need to stop drinking so damn much?
Harvey: Short answer, yes. Long answer, if you stopped drinking you'd be able to stay conscious and coherent enough to remember it.
Harvey: *just trying to vibe at the Stardrop Saloon*
Shane: *almost unconscious in the corner*
Elliott: *dancing on a table*
Farmer: *is covered in blood and rock dust*
Harvey: Gus, cancel the coffee, I'll take vodka instead...
Harvey: I have passed the transitional stage of being a complete geek.
Harvey: I was entering some thing on the computer at work today, and was putting in the order code for some medications, which is 4040. For some reason the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong, and the screen flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".
Harvey: And I wheezed so loud that Maru throught I got hurt.
Harvey: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Shane: On this moment or just my life in general?
Shane, seeing Harvey standing above him in the Clinic: Well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
Marnie: *stands next to Harvey*
Harvey: Shane got into another fight...
Elliott: Why, that's horrible!
Elliott: Did he at least win?
Shane walking in covered in chicken feathers: DAMN RIGHT I DID!!
Harvey, sitting on his bed after a long day: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
Harvey: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Elliott, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
Shane with cauliflower tied to a string and stick: Hehe-
Shane: I think I need a hug...
Elliott: Then it's a good thing I'm hug shaped!
Shane: You uh, you can let go now.
Elliott: No, I absolutely can not.
Shane: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really fucking ugly.
Elliott on the bottom bunk: Screw off Shane.
Farmer: Every zoo is technically a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
Harvey: I’m VERY worried about you.
Shane: Hey, that lion looks pretty friendly and like they need a good pat.
Elliott: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc once again.
Anyone who meets Shane: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Shane: Don't think you're special because of it, now leave me alone.
Elliott: *stands in the middle of the ocean with his clothing on*
Harvey: *visibility cringing inwards on the ground*
Elliott: Hello doctor! I've come to ask for for one of your Fever tests.
Harvey slowly turning around: Fever... test...?
Maru: *audibly laughing from another room*
Elliott: You know, I learned that urinating on a jellyfish sting can help alleviate the pain it causes!
Shane: So, piss on the jellyfish?
Harvey, who is struggling to not go on a rant about how incorrect that is and why is wouldn't work: Don't piss on the jellyfish please...
Shane: The doctors can small fear...
Elliott: You know, chlorine is just pool spice...
Shane: Ok that's enough for today-
You can tell I wrote this with very little sleep lol
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