The Odd Trivia

I am a writer and huge fanfic nerd. I write a lot of my own fanfics. I span a pretty large amount of fandoms and am always looking for ideas. I am also a college student. I love history and languages, even through I don't know any. Some day I would like to travel.

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I've been listening to "Goodbye Earl" by The Chicks on repeat for about two days now and not only is it one of my favorite songs, but it's just such a good F*ck you song to abusers. But it did make me think. If I were ever in a relationship and my significant other beat me into the ICU, I wouldn't even get a chance to enact revenge. Because, like Earl, that person would abruptly vanish and my dad and siblings would be suspiciously smug.

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I think we can all agree that RE9 is thirst trap central. Those shoulders? Those biceps? Yes please. I dare you to tell me that isn't thrist trap material.

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Speaking from personal experience one of the best examples of life deciding "nah, we gonna do the other thing" is when you're in the back of an ambulance and they ask what hospital you want to go to and then ignore that to take you to the hospital with the trauma center because you're more messed up than you looked initially.

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So here's my question, and I'd love to know what everyone thinks. What the ever-loving fuck happened to Chris's shoulders in Biohazard and the DLC? Like that is not Boulder-punching daddy character design.

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I've been making my way through the Resident Evil games and movies/TV series and I just started RE6. Without question, my favorite thing is that they added a tripping mechanic so that if Leon doesn't watch where he's going before the bodies bubble away he will straight up trip over them. For me it just adds some much needed realism because for all the bodies that Leon Kennedy drops in these games, there is no way he hasn't tripped over one or two before.

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The '03 Haunted Mansion soundtrack is hands down, one of my all-time favorite movie soundtracks of all time. It fits so well with the movie. The '03 Haunted Mansion is also one of my all-time favorite movies. It had so many good one-liners, and some very relatable moments. The special effects were also pretty good for the time.

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I have this headcannon that Madara has no idea what Sasuke actually looks like before he shows up during the war. Like he knows that he's Itachi’s little brother and the only Uchiha left besides Obito, but he doesn't know what he actually looks like. And then Sasuke shows up, and Madara loses his shit for a hot minute because the "gag" is that Sasuke looks nearly identical to Izuna. Madara would have been so confused and stunned until he rationalized that this was Sasuke and not Izuna.

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I love how the existence of Dan implies that Danny is going to undergo some kind of Neville Longbottom/Jason Todd magical girl buff up. Like genetics wise it makes sense cause Danny's dad is a fucking Mountain. But you've also got Maddies genetics in there so Danny could be like Jazz and just be smol. But Danny is stick boy so the idea of him just magical girl transforming into like Jason Todd size buff after puberty is done beating Danny like he owes it money is objectively hilarious.

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I realized the other day that if I would give a public speaking coach or someone of similar vocation either an aneurysm or a heart malfunction of some sort if they heard me speaking in my natural state. It's an unholy mixture of rural Midwest, Appalachian, British words, and some Scottish accent just for S&G. In a given conversation my accent goes through all four of those and I throw in words and phrases from all of them.

Wash = Warsh

Crayon= Crown

Mauve = Mav

Chest of drawers = Chester Drawers

You want = Yuunt

You want I should?

Go on = Gonn

Tired = Tarred

Get on over here = Git on ova heah

I was = Eyes

Trousers = pants

Pants = Underwear

Trainers = sneakers

Soda = Sodee pop

Uncle = unca

Aunt = Ain't

And of course the staple...Y'all

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So, no shot, the Joker design from Suicide Squad Isekai is, hands down, my favorite design for him. I don't know what it is, but the design just creeps me out so bad. The show did a really good job capturing the absolute balls to the wall crazy that the Joker and Harley have going for them. I can't wait for season 2.

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Somebody requested a masterpost of all available 70YoE poems so here it is! Comeplete masterlist of all poetry resides here. - nikka ursula

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So my current bop playing on repeat is the entire Lies of P soundtrack. Its got some of the most epic music I've ever heard and I love it.

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I just found what is quite possibly the best crossover in fanfiction history....Lethal Company and Batman. The story is pretty much Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian going undercover with the Company to collect proof of all the worker rights they've violated as well as all the galactic OSHA rules they've broken, and it's pretty much the four of them absolutely Bossing their way through the worlds with their vigilante skills. It was absolutely hilarious and I love it.

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That absolutely horrifying, heart-stopping, moment when you accidentally cast your laptop screen to the living room TV where your aged parents are sitting.

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So I take nighttime medications that, once they kick in, make me high as a kite. So the other night I'm watching Bones and a commercial comes on with Natlie Portman for the new Dior perfume and she asks "what would you do for love" and I kid you not my first response to that was "Wasn't that the kind of attitude that had Anakin destroying democracy and brutally murdering children for like two whole decades?"

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I love the idea of the first time Cody sees Obi-Wan out of the bulky Jedi robes for the first time. Like logically he's aware that the Jedi are very physically active and therefore must have the corresponding muscle to back up all their ridiculous acrobatics, but the Jedi robes are just so bulky and obfuscating that it's impossible to tell and so Cody just...puts it out of mind because it's in no way as important as winning the war and making sure his brothers come back after each battle. But then after the first real battle with Cody as Marshall Commander, he comes across Obi-Wan meditating or something and Obi-Wan has shucked off all his bulky layers except for the skin-tight undershirt which hides exactly nothing. And Cody just stands there and abruptly realizes that (1) the Jedi are fecking RIpped. (2) he probably isn't as straight as he thought he was and that this is going to be a ProblemTM. (3) that none of the rest of the 212th can ever see Obi-Wan like that because there will be rioting. Either that or Cody sees him exercising shirtless and is so distracted by all the glistening muscle that he walks face-first into a wall or doorway.

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I love the idea that Percy and Sally are the same brand of Absolutely Feral™️ and that Paul and Annabeth are the singular voices of reason. Like I feel like feral Sally is what would have really attracted Poseidon. The books never say how exactly Sally and Poseidon met, just that it was on the beach at Montauk. That leaves room for a lot of speculation and I love that.