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What My Life Has Become...

[just-shower-thoughts]

A Fitbit is basically a Tamagotchi except the creature you have to keep alive is you

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Florida is just a fucked up version of Australia where the people are more dangerous than the animals.”

[grapernaut]

Honestly, I’m so paranoid that my family will catch me doing something weird on the internet. Like, nothing bad.. but one of these days something like this will happen:

Mom: *enters room and sees me crying in front of my computer*            What’s wrong? Me: Harry potter is pregnant and has a shit life and it gives me emoottiionnss Mom: ...          *shakes head and walks away*

[f1eck]

20 years of magic #HarryPotter ☇❤

[grapernaut]

We were called Adults

Two friends and I (all in our early 20s) wanted cheesecake so we went to Wal-Mart, but right by the entrance was a display of awesome kiddie pools. We all zoned in on this one with a built in slide that was a great price and decided to get it for my friend's little dogs. We went in, bought our cheesecake, and paid for the pool. When we tried to put it in my Jeep.. it didn't fit. We kept trying, folding down seats and trying to shove it in but its diameter was too big to fit and we had nothing to tie it on the car with, so I called my parents to see if they can come with the pickup truck to bring the pool home. As we were sitting outside the front of the store with our kiddie pool, people kept giving us looks as they walked by and then an employee came over to talk to us. Apparently he was outside on his smoke break and witnessed the whole ordeal and asked us what three adults are doing with a kiddie pool and told us that watching us struggle to get in in the car when it obviously wouldn't fit was the highlight of his day. The only thing that my friend really cared about is that we were referred to as adults.. haha

[grapernaut]

I can't handle my emotions

I'm reading a Harry Potter fanfic and actually crying right now over the deaths of James and Lily even though I knew it was going to happen

[shencomix]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m going to be really suspicious when David Blaine dies

[e8776]

When your family has guests over

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I came back as a ghost I wouldn’t haunt people. I would mess with them by slightly adjusting their driver seat settings every so often.

[grapernaut]

I would hide things and then, only after they have asked their mom if they've seen it anywhere, I would put it in the most obvious place for their mom to find it.

[therationalnational]

The birds know.. 

[rodcocker]

Bernie a Disney princess I swear

[muerteconleche-deactivated20260]

That’s a sign lol

[grapernaut]

Literally though

[bongospasm]

[obviousplant]

Renamed paint colors.

[versacepirate]

this is it right here my fav post wow

[phil-got-shrekt-blog]

Smiley Phil

[xlupik]

[gifsboom]

[impala-drama]

Today, I found a kitten sized chair and, luckily, I had a kitten to put in it.