[darylfranz]

[mysharona1987]

[keididikay]

[shessoluckyshesastar]

it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 

[dimetrodone]

Hot take: on a scale of nerd vs jock, LARPing is a more jockish activity then fantasy football.

[dimetrodone]

LARPing: people going outside and being physically active, requires working as a team with people

Fantasy Football: poindexters on the computer, playing with stats 

[dimetrodone]

[kaijuno]

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[versacepirate]

[goawfma]

what sounds more dangerous - fast food every other day or soul food on easter, christmas and thanksgiving? 🤔🤔

[mwagneto]

jesus fucking christ look at all these fragile pieces of shit who can’t watch a movie with women and poc in them I'm💀💀💀

[maya-of-lesbos]

[bob-belcher]

That’s why I think they have so many Starbucks. So you can just keep going… Someone’s gotta get it. Nate Bargatze: The Tennessee Kid (2019)

[broad-city-baby]

[sovietshopaholic]

me when people act like friends being married at my age is normal

[unclefather]

no one:

body dysmorphia: lol you look like this

[softypyro]

[harmlesslyobsessed]

[mjalti]

[nerdjpg]

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

[nerdjpg]

You sure girl?

[pressxtodavid]

That ‘fruit salad’ looks like someone fucked it

[the-descolada]

They had to make sure

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[memewhore]