Dally is Blonde.

things they said I know they told me themselves | [ran by @seeebaa]

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Johnny: [sees a ladybug]

Johnny: [tips hat] ma'am

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Darry: goodnight, pony.

Ponyboy: goodnight darry.

Darry: goodnight monster under the bed that eats children who misbehave

Twobit, through a walkie-talkie under the bed: GOODNIGHT

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Twobit: Woah dude nice kicks! Whered you get the money for them??

Steve: Everytime I go near Darry, he pays me $5 to fuck off.

Steve: I've made a living out of it.

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Soda: So, I was thinking tonight, we could play charades then all go around the room and say one think we like about each other :D!!

Kidnappers, crying: your family paid the ransom three days ago PLEASE go home

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Darry: Are you coming to bed?

Twobit, drunk: I can't, I have a boyfriend..

Darry: Two- I am your boyfriend

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Ponyboy: you know when I said bring me back something from the beach, I meant like a cool rock or something.

Curly, struggling to hold a seagull in his grip: well you didn't say that, now did you.

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Doctor, about Johnny: he's fine, but he's on pain meds and keeps asking for "pasta".

Dally, sighing heavily: that would be me.

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Ponyboy: will you drive me to the mall?

Soda: what did Darry say?

Pony: no

Soda: then why would I do it?

Pony: cause he's not the boss of you

Soda, internally: this is a trap.

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Ponyboy: Dal, you're such a dick.

Cherry: Yeah I know right, what an asshole.

Pony: blocked. reported. unfollowed. My mom's calling your mom and you're not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer bash birthday party.

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Tim, taking off his hat to reveal a smaller, sparklier secret hat underneath: does this answer your question?

Darry: I never asked you a question actually.

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Soda: damn, its really dark out here.

Twobit: don't worry I got this

Twobit: [stamps his Heelyies]

Twobit: [slips and falls]

Twobit: shit, I bought the wrong shoes

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Curly: Omg there was the BIGGEST fucking nerd sat in you seat yesterday.

Ponyboy: ...that was me with my glasses on.

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Dally: Ten years ago today, I married my bestie friend.

Everyone: Awwee!!

Dally: Johnny's still mad about it, but me and Tim were really drunk and we thought it was funny.

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Judge: and how do you plead?

Twobit: [looks at Darry]

Darry: [mouths "not guilty"]

Twobit: hot milky.

Darry: jesus christ just lock him up

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Steve: Is that Sandy's shirt?

Soda: no, it's unisex.

Steve: well, maybe YOU need sex but I certainly don't.

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Twobit: My mom says if I don't pass 12th grade this year she's not gonna let me get my tetanus shot.

Steve: ...that's weird, whatre you gonna do?

Twobit: fuckin study I guess.

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Ponyboy: You're cute, but selfish and narcissistic to a point of damn near delusion.

Curly:

Curly: he's think I'm cute 🥰❤️