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[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[chassdraws]

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[wizardpostsdotorg]

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball

[spoopdeedoop]

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

[spoopdeedoop]

in hindsight, pitching something that would be deemed a fair bit strange by some standards to a site teeming with already incredibly strange people was a mistake. apologies tumblr users i’d forgotten where i was

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(closing the menu and handing it back to the waiter) whatever's most sumptuous

[loveridden1999]

[jaxohearts]

💖 July Commissions are up! 💖

[jetix]

Tattoo art by 3.jinnn on ig

[grimoiremanifest]

guys im feeling quite vulnerable now and i need u to be honest with me. If an evil palette swapped clone of myself started wreaking general mayhem with villainous intent you'd be able to differentiate him from me right. You wouldnt get us totally mixed up and accuse me of committing all the evil deeds he did

[kettle-bird]

Put 'em up! I'm on Artfight again this year!

[flogisto]

big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also

[im-moogoom]

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[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[wingdingos]

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

[infertilityidol]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you