my seanoning D:

2.3 | 28 | 🦭 | librarian

[tenorgender]

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[sullengun]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

really spectacular

[noelledeltarune]

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

[brucespringsteencomments]

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[lleyksie]

brown bear, black bear

[usergrantaire]

after changing everything they couldn't tell we couldn't sing

[68623]

I might seem okay but deep down I wanna go on a vacation every month

[rabbitrah]

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

[rabbitrah]

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[insomnianightss]

Amazing things happening on Instagram today

[dogpuppy]

[tamamita]

[crabussy]

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

[crabussy]

artist's impression

[crabussy]

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

[crabussy]

forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again