We Shouldn't Take Things For Granite

[mothorchid996]

Grandpa and children

[ghost-luvr]

summer fan art dump :)

[glimfag]

being autistic about rick and morty is the most embarrassing thing on earth. yeah those shitty cartoon guys that are on all the bongs at the mall ? those are my blorbos. please don't talk to me

[nebelihood]

Evil Morty protects Morty

ok canonically he wouldn't even bother dodging the bullet cause he has the shield but he looks epic (even though I'm just seeing he's off balance but oh well,,, little practice

[theohagihouse]

[mortysmith]

biblically accurate morty

[neotrances-deactivated]

can someoneput rick on the red carpet please

[liparidae-deactivated20220712]

[redbeansesameball]

Rick Sanchez Has Fallen Down The Stairs At The 2022 Met Gala

[riggety-riggety-rickt]

[parakeet]

im getting married to pearl from steven universe morty!

[iggykoopa666]

literally this person is so powerful

[philosophicaljester]

I had to see this now so do all of you

[dongcroncher]

"C'mon Olympians it's bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!"

[freckledsweetpea]

wtf is the "weight of one person"?

they're acting like some of the athletes aren't 95lbs and others 300lbs+

[juani-momo]

Yeah, you bring a good point. I know weighlifters and other fat athletes get treated like shit on the daily, but this is excessive

[jjbeka-deactivated20210812]

this is completely fake btw. these beds are intended to be recyclable and can hold up to 440lbs/200kg. there are no reputable outlets reporting on this “anti-sex” beds and the only ones that do are citing the tweet above. here’s another article disproving it like yes fat athletes get treated like shit and it’s important we talk about it but this whole anti sex bed thing is 100% untrue lol

[thegalacticbucket]

[correct-vampire-opinions]

I am in borderline tears that the anti fuck beds are fake. This was supposed to be the highlight of my July

[nyyyoooooooom]

this is so stupid if they wanted an anti fuck bed they just had to put rick and morty bedsheets on it

[antimasculist]

LOVE headcanoning mad scientist type characters as trans. oh baby you KNOW they handled their own transition. evil twisted hrt. top surgery that violates the geneva convention. 

[antimasculist]

my life has not known peace since thirty seconds ago when I saw the notification that someone tagged this post with “Rick Sanchez”

[anthonycrowleymoved]

rick and morty is good actually but no one is allowed to say that because idiot dudebros ruined it for everyone

[anthonycrowleymoved]

rick and morty had an episode that combined a political drama, an allegory for tensions between cops and racial minorities, a parody of the film stand by me, and a discussion of class uprising and actually made sense and tied into an earlier narrative but we can’t enjoy that because some entitled assholes took a joke too seriously and acted like jerks at mcdonalds

[loverickandmorty]

RICK AND MORTY IS BACK FOR SEASON 4 THIS NOVEMBER!!!!

[ask-rickandmorticia]

Yesss were almost back boysss

[grass-tastesbad]

So... is his a place I can ask questions to he Rick and morty characters?

No, sorry, this isn’t an rp blog. Also this blog’s pretty much on hiatus until whenever the next season comes out haha, I haven’t posted anything on here in like a year.

[fyeahrickandmorty]

70 more episodes Morty! [source]

[geetimesthree]

mad max rick for the ever awesome @syntheticsloth

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