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Flies

ESFP: *swatting at flies* ISTP: “Don’t hit the lights.” ESFP: “I’m trying to murder them and steal their women.” *stops and considers what she’s just said* ESFP: “and their precious metals!”

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Latin Class

ISTP:  *trapesing about in the woods lolligaging and taking her jolly sweet time* *Looks at watch* ONLINE LATIN CLASS O.O Cue running through the woods wildly Tears into house, feverishly logs in…… Mrs. Allen taking attendance: Grace? ISTP: “Here”

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Promotions

ISFJ: Good job John (ESTP)! You get a promotion! ESTP: What does that mean? ISFJ: It means I give you more work to do.

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Hogwarts Houses

ESFP, who is 100% Gryffindor: “If you (ISTP) could pick, what house would you be in?” ISTP: “Well, I think I would get sorted into either Ravenclaw or Slytherin, but I would pick Gryffindor. They seem like the most fun to hang out with and have the best common room.” ESFP: “Why don’t you think Ravenclaws or Slytherins would be fun to hang out with?” ISTP: “I don’t think they would be as up for grubbing around as Gryffindors. For example, if I was at Hogwarts, I would want to sneak out into the forest to ride Thestrals over the grounds. Idk if I could find any Ravenclaws or Slytherins who would wanna do that.” ESFP: “But how would you ride the Thestrals since you’ve never seen anyone die?” ISTP, half-jokingly: “I’d murder a house elf, then I’d be able to see them.” ESFP: “Who are you kidding, you’re definitely a Slytherin. That’s awful!” ISTP: “Oh geez, I’m joking.”

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Si y'all

ISFJ: “I was starving two hours ago.” ESFP: *dramatically* “She’s feeling faint!” ISFJ: “No, literally, I am grossly hungry.”

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Emotional capacity

ESFP: “I was thinking, if I could, would I make my worst days worse so that my best days could be even better? Then I thought, no, I wouldn’t, because I don’t want to feel like dying some days.” ISTP: “I don’t think that’d do anything for me, I only have so much capacity for misery and happiness.” ESFP: “That’s so funny, I feel like I don’t have an emotional limit. I’m like a bottomless pit, and then open skies.....”

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ESFP: “If I ever had a dog, I’d shave shapes into its fur” ISTP: “Of course you would.” Pause. ISTP: “Good thing you’ll never have a dog and you’d never do that to a cat.” ESFP: “No, I wouldn’t.” ISTP: "specist" ESFP: *sniggers*

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ISTP: listening to a rendition of Clementi's Piano Sonata Op. 20: III Rondo. *raises arms* “How, HOW do they play like that?? I wanna play like that.

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ISTP: *sitting on the couch* Why are you the way you are? ESFP: *cooking biscotti and eating nuts and singing* Who knows XD ESFP: *looks around at royal ESFP cooking mess* Dang it, I don’t have Emma (ISFJ) to clean up after me… ISTP: *laughs*

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#no peace

ISTP: *carrying bucket, trowel, gloves, etc. out to the garden* *weeding* *watering* *planting* *standing looking at garden* ESFP: *sneaking up on ISTP* “BLAUGIE!”   ISTP: “AUGH!” *whirls around raising fists* ESFP: *dies laughing* ISTP: *glowers and stalks off*

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The most epic TV show ever.....

ISTP to ESTP: Doggie, I want to see the Silmarillion as an anime-style show. Animated in the style of Full Metal Alchemist or something like that. ESTP: Yeah. That’d be sweet.

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So, there’s is an entrance to the Chamber of Secrets under a bathroom sink. Moaning Myrtle tells Harry that, oh yeah, that sink’s never worked. Are you telling me that in 50+ years, no one tried to fix that sink? Come on!!! You could have found the fricking Chamber of Secrets through proper management!!!