Hogwarts Houses
ESFP, who is 100% Gryffindor: “If you (ISTP) could pick, what house would you be in?” ISTP: “Well, I think I would get sorted into either Ravenclaw or Slytherin, but I would pick Gryffindor. They seem like the most fun to hang out with and have the best common room.” ESFP: “Why don’t you think Ravenclaws or Slytherins would be fun to hang out with?” ISTP: “I don’t think they would be as up for grubbing around as Gryffindors. For example, if I was at Hogwarts, I would want to sneak out into the forest to ride Thestrals over the grounds. Idk if I could find any Ravenclaws or Slytherins who would wanna do that.” ESFP: “But how would you ride the Thestrals since you’ve never seen anyone die?” ISTP, half-jokingly: “I’d murder a house elf, then I’d be able to see them.” ESFP: “Who are you kidding, you’re definitely a Slytherin. That’s awful!” ISTP: “Oh geez, I’m joking.”















